Two sperms were talking about their career plans while they're still in some guys testicles
1st one:- what career path are you going to take
2nd One:- I will become a doctor and will a lot of money; how about you?
1st One:- I will become an engineer and will work at NASA as a Scientist.
The next thing you know, both were breathing their last in a used condom.
“For his two minutes of enjoyment this loser destroyed our future” are their dying words.
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Two ladies walk into a department store. They walk to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sylvia sprays it on her wrist and smells it,
"That's quite nice, don't you think, Lesley?"
"Yeah. What's it called, Syl?"
"Viens a moi."
"Viens a moi? What does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'."
Sylvia takes another sniff and offers her arm to Lesley again saying,
"That doesn't smell like c'um to me. Does that smell like cu'm to you?"
2006-11-19
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