Two sperms were talking about their career plans while they're still in some guys testicles
1st one:- what career path are you going to take
2nd One:- I will become a doctor and will a lot of money; how about you?
1st One:- I will become an engineer and will work at NASA as a Scientist.
The next thing you know, both were breathing their last in a used condom.
“For his two minutes of enjoyment this loser destroyed our future” are their dying words.
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Two ladies walk into a department store. They walk to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sylvia sprays it on her wrist and smells it,
"That's quite nice, don't you think, Lesley?"
"Yeah. What's it called, Syl?"
"Viens a moi."
"Viens a moi? What does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'."
Sylvia takes another sniff and offers her arm to Lesley again saying,
"That doesn't smell like c'um to me. Does that smell like cu'm to you?"
2006-11-19 01:29:30 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first one is a 4, as the punch line fizzled
The second is a 7, better timing, but still a forced punch line
2006-11-19 01:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 0⤋
Both very original but the first one was touching!
I mean,
see how must sperm and eggs go to waste?
They could have developed into beautiful babies!
So many people are not going to see the world because life is just unfair (the same as death)
2006-11-19 01:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by parapligiko A.E. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one a 10, the 2nd one 5
2006-11-22 08:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gag one flopped with me. A bit too morbid. Gag two was all right, even though its very, VERY old.
Incidentally, what is the significance of C apostrophe UM? Overall, I suggest you create gags that don't require explanation later. They really work best. Don't quit your day job.
2006-11-19 01:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Jeff W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd one: between 1 & 10 I give it a , 7
2006-11-19 01:44:32 · answer #5 · answered by 520 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one i give a 7 and the sec. a 5 but funny
2006-11-19 02:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the first one deserves 3 stars out of 5: it's a bit obvious.
the second one maybe 3 and a half, it's a tiny bit better.
2006-11-19 01:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by chocolate.smartie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny but i like the first one better and i rate that a 5/10
2006-11-19 01:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
i think the first 1 girls like more, but the guys dont cause its obvious 2 them
the second one guys like more,
i thought they were great 8/10 both
2006-11-19 02:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes yes very Naughty PD but i like LMAO
2006-11-19 02:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋