All categories - 18 November 2006

take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile

walk naked to the bathroom. if you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her, making the 'woo-woo' sound

look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut and scratch yourself

get in the shower

don’t bother to look for a washcloth. (you don’t need one)

wash your face

wash your armpits

wash your bits

shampoo your hair. do not use conditioner)

make a shampoo Mohawk

pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror

pee (in the shower)

rinse off and get out of the shower. fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk

partially dry off

look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. admire endowment

leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor

leave bathroom fan and light on

return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. if you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, go ‘yeah baby’ and thrust your pelvis at her

throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed

2006-11-18 16:39:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i mean like what is used for? like arm muscles are for lifting things and strong legs are used to run. what are stomach muscles for?

2006-11-18 16:39:05 · 4 answers · asked by Gina L 1 in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-18 16:39:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hmmmm???

2006-11-18 16:39:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 16:39:01 · 11 answers · asked by AAYY 1 in Friends

ohhh...im just so bad in numbers... trying since the past 1 hr in the office to complete this bloody problem !... gggrrr...

are u the same too !?
hehe :) ??

2006-11-18 16:38:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

But I'm not interested in sports at all. Is there a list of some of the most popular hobbies ? Or how could I find out about classes offered in my area?

2006-11-18 16:38:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

I have some coming for Thanksgiving, eeeek! How do you cope?

2006-11-18 16:38:44 · 23 answers · asked by Myra 4 in Family

2006-11-18 16:38:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

I have a few very small dents on my motorcycles gas tank. Sense the paint im painting it with will reflect light, and this bikes value will be based on its condition, i want the dents to simply, go away.

heres the picture

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4379/dentswi5.png

You may not see all the dents cause of the angle but they are there.

I dont have the materials or skill to cut and weld the tank, and i dont know if that thing u can buy can undent this thing with suction becuase this is pretty thick metal.

Last question, if i have this professionally painted, how much will that cost (just the tank) and if they do it, can they undent it. If not how much will it cost to get it undented?

2006-11-18 16:38:27 · 5 answers · asked by Gray Fox 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Years ago I was on the net browsing the news and one peculiar article online caught my eye (June 20, 2002):

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/east/06/20/china.aliens/index.html

I had forgotten about it afterwards, unfortunately. But recently I recalled the memory and set out to look for this article again.
There have not been any follow up articles to date. I've found nothing.
So to my question,
Did they find something there that was to be kept secret...?
Was the investigation hard on funds and canceled?
Or did they find nothing, and then decide to head back, but didn't bother opening up to the press or any source about this?

Clearly I'm not the only one interested in this.. a couple of forums I've found have been posing some of the same questions..
SO! I come to you, yahoo answers, to calm my geek soul! This is one mystery I'm in need of solving ^_~

Thank yew!!

2006-11-18 16:38:26 · 2 answers · asked by agreenoctopus 1 in Other - Alternative

Many talk about past life, but very few actually see it and confirm that it is a past life vision. Did you have any such vision?

2006-11-18 16:38:14 · 2 answers · asked by Dr. Rekhaa Kale 3 in Psychology

When you are joking around with a guy or something of the sorts, and he makes eye contact at you and puts a big smile on?

I ask this because I have always had a problem with my self esteem. My teeth are a little crooked, but not too badly. Like a cute crooked. Also, I had horrible skin when I was younger, but its cleared up alot now. I just want to know if eye contact and a warm smile is important. I look away whenever anyone is talking to me. Its just a force of habit and I cant stop it....

2006-11-18 16:38:13 · 9 answers · asked by awall71688 1 in Singles & Dating

Would anyone really buy it on ebay for almost 3 times it's original cost? That's just ridiculous, this better be an awesome game system that lasts 500 years for the price people are willing to pay for it!

2006-11-18 16:38:06 · 2 answers · asked by Toyre_826 3 in Games & Gear

I dont think it is nasty. Dont get me wrong, its not as good as a bud or corona, but it gets you a nice buzz going and is cheaper. I dont mind it. What do you think?

2006-11-18 16:37:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am 21 weeks pregnant now, my b*f left me while i was 5 weeks pregnant cause i was getting so moody for his ex girlfriend who cheated on him numerous times. at first i thought it was just a fling and he'd come back. obviously it didn't work that way. I have been sick and he doesnt call me or try to talk to me or help out in any way possible, but he will be fighting for custody.
I think i am over him but then its nights like this when i realize im not, and i dont think i ever will be. Hes the father of my child, and my first love. I cant get him out of my mind. Every little thing reminds me of him and try to fight it, i just cant. Do you think ill ever be able to move on with me life? cause i dont

2006-11-18 16:37:52 · 8 answers · asked by Jessica D 2 in Singles & Dating

I have been teaching the UG and Masters students. I am a Certified Specialised Microbiologist, Public Health and Medical Microbiology,NRM,USA and a Corporate Member of the Australian Inst of Medical Scientists, Australia. I have worked in Saudi Arabia as a Consultant Microbiologist in a Super speciality Hospital for 3 yrs. Based on my qualification ad experience I was granted Immigration to Australia in 1995.I have extensive teaching experience in all the branches of Microbiology. I have worked as the Head/Chairperson of the Dept of Microbiology fo many years. My students of the UG and Masters class are now working in top Insts in the USA like NIH, Harvard Med School. As this is a practical subject and knowing just theory is not enough, students and teachers must realize that performing the lab correctly is very impt. Only an experienced teacher who has exposure in Hospital environment can guide new student. Handling microbes is impt as they r a part of all developing sciences.

2006-11-18 16:37:51 · 4 answers · asked by Vandu 1 in Teaching

my mom is so strict. she has all these rules that limit all of my freedom to do anything like go to a sleepover or even watch tv!.. what can i do or say to get her to trust me a little more to be responsible?

2006-11-18 16:37:47 · 17 answers · asked by Just Me 2 in Family

2006-11-18 16:37:45 · 3 answers · asked by stratoframe 5 in Medicine

2006-11-18 16:37:45 · 7 answers · asked by blondie 2 in Dogs

I got in line at Wal-Mart around 11:00, I was 30th in line. The man handed out tickets and said they had 28. WTF! 2 damn people!!!!!!!! So I didn't get one but my mom is going to stop at Target around 8:00 tomorrow and see about there. So wish me luck!

2006-11-18 16:37:42 · 6 answers · asked by omfgitsdally 3 in Video & Online Games

How do i make my boobs look bigger without sugery.They need to look real too.

2006-11-18 16:37:39 · 8 answers · asked by rodentlova 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

I am a Filipino. I got the Payper-View and Manny won on the third round. Erik Morales fell down 3 times and on the last he just said on the interview that his team said to go on but he can't take it anymore and he gave up. GO! MANNY PACMAN THE DESTROYER PACQUIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filipino's Victory!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-18 16:37:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boxing

i was just wondering how long sunscreen protects your skin from the UVA and UVB rays before it starts wearing off. 2 hours? 3 hours? (im using spf 50. i have freckles and therefore i want to know.)

2006-11-18 16:37:35 · 8 answers · asked by Rakhi G 1 in Other - Skin & Body

I received some free condoms from http://www.trojancondoms.com/freestuff/product/

and I was wondering if they're still good. The expiration date said 2007, but I was wondering 'cause I kept them in purse and it a box type thing in my room, if they'd still be good. All your info would be appreciated.

2006-11-18 16:37:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-11-18 16:37:29 · 6 answers · asked by llizhelle 1 in Boxing

does it hurt to get a belly button piercing. and i'd luv to get a tattoo over my left ankle. does that hurt also.

2006-11-18 16:37:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

where nothing is real. nothing to get hung about. strawberry fields forever!

2006-11-18 16:37:14 · 16 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am visiting California and a lot of TV commercials here have rap music in the background. Is this the case in your area too? What state are you in?

2006-11-18 16:37:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

also when i try to post message i get directed out of league page im in 2 leagues same problem in both

2006-11-18 16:36:54 · 1 answers · asked by chris 1 in Fantasy Sports