take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile
walk naked to the bathroom. if you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her, making the 'woo-woo' sound
look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut and scratch yourself
get in the shower
don’t bother to look for a washcloth. (you don’t need one)
wash your face
wash your armpits
wash your bits
shampoo your hair. do not use conditioner)
make a shampoo Mohawk
pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror
pee (in the shower)
rinse off and get out of the shower. fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk
partially dry off
look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. admire endowment
leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor
leave bathroom fan and light on
return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. if you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, go ‘yeah baby’ and thrust your pelvis at her
throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed
2006-11-18 16:39:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wait! You forgot about going to the toilet before the shower and never flushing the damn thing down
2006-11-18 16:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 0⤋
you're honestly incorrect a on some issues here. Bachelor/Bachelorette events many times happen notably on the fringe of the marriage, even though it does not could desire to be days earlier, it may desire to be weeks earlier. The bride's mother and father shouldn't throw a marriage bathe for the bride. a bath could nicely be thrown be a chum, member of the marriage party or greater distant relative, like an aunt or cousin. The bride is the focused visitor of honour and has no area interior the making plans different than to grant names for the guestlist. None of those pre-wedding ceremony events are by using criminal accountability, necessary or necessary. you think of that is plenty? the place I stay, brides and grooms additionally oftentimes have fundraising events to pay for the marriage besides. it fairly is an entire 3 hundred and sixty 5 days or greater of milking all and sundry for what they're nicely worth. Registries are additionally optionally available. in case you identify to have one, you unfold the suggestion by using word of mouth, whilst human beings ask. Or, if somebody gives you to throw you a bath they are able to place your registry suggestion interior the invitation. you do no longer placed registry suggestion in writing everywhere else and easily no longer on the marriage invitation. playstation : you're going approximately presents interior the incorrect way. you're getting married and that's incredible! and assorted times human beings opt for to congratulate you with a modern-day, yet they do no longer could desire to. presents are actually not a given so take it undemanding.
2016-12-30 15:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by peentu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well now I know how to lolz. Men really do that?? Wow! I learned something today!
2006-11-18 16:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its totally right ~ no corrections warranted
2006-11-18 17:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
have u been following me, that exactly what i do, i admire myself and make the mohawk and look at it, everything :|
2006-11-18 19:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed every minute of it.
2006-11-18 16:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved this.......I didn' know how to shower........I take the advice of juan s...Thanks...
2006-11-18 19:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved this!!
2006-11-18 17:35:06 · answer #8 · answered by bellegurl17 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is totally true.
2006-11-18 16:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my husband does this...exactly.
2006-11-18 18:53:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋