A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered
a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I
just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
“What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
“This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says
the woman
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked,
"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."
“That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
fertile?"
I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
2006-11-14
11:17:46
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