A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered
a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I
just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
“What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
“This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says
the woman
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked,
"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."
“That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
fertile?"
I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
2006-11-14 11:17:46 · 9 answers · asked by Melisa H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL DEFITNELY A TEN PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS
2006-11-14 12:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by bReN bReN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee!
2006-11-14 11:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by rere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not worth of a laugh. Not worth of a chuckle. It does however win a nice smile.
xD = NO
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Good for you.
2006-11-14 11:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by Steven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but I really am a chicken farmer as you put it
2006-11-14 11:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by The gr8t alien 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dint see who get laid?
2006-11-14 11:44:38 · answer #5 · answered by mtvtoni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good..
2006-11-14 12:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEHEHEHEHEHEH HOHOHOHOHOHHO
If i had to rate that joke i'd give it a ten........TRILLION!!
2006-11-14 11:25:25 · answer #7 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-15 04:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-14 11:34:52 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋