All categories - 12 November 2006

2006-11-12 19:30:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man is impersonating the president, and it is 11:30pm. After he finishes making fun of the president, he screams "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night [Live]!!"

2006-11-12 19:30:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-12 19:30:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-11-12 19:30:12 · 14 answers · asked by cabdirisaaq x 1 in Men's Health

It is only new - we purchased the tank 1 week ago and put the water, bacteria etc in it, and then we put the first few fish in yesterday. I overfed them today due to a food spillage incident (caused by an over eager child!), and now the water is cloudy. If I just leave it will it clear up, or do I have to do something? We are fish novices.

2006-11-12 19:30:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

Let's say that JHS is back in town. Where would it be? New York?, Paris?, London?, Tokyo?, or a lost town on the border to anywhere?

2006-11-12 19:30:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-12 19:30:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

i'm supossed to be on it now for bi-polar, but i'm scared to take it. i have a severe anxiety disorder and i'm SO afraid it will cause it to be worse. has anyone taken it and had any side effects?

2006-11-12 19:29:51 · 4 answers · asked by atreyu17244 2 in Mental Health

2006-11-12 19:29:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-11-12 19:29:26 · 5 answers · asked by Nezza 1 in Other - Sports

i just wanted to know the worst things that have happend to you that you wished that you could change, or something hard you are going thrue.

2006-11-12 19:29:11 · 9 answers · asked by juelz.m 2 in Psychology

ok so guys this is an embarassing one but i don't know what to do! so any advice would be much appreciated.

ok so last night i was kinda drunk ((i had 2 glasses of beer and 4 vodka shots)) and as soon as i reached home i had to pee so i did and while peeing i dunno why but i guess i was just curious and so i pulled down my foreskin and it did, normally it won't go down...and it was the first time it ever went down that far. ok so yea the problem is that it's pulled down now and it won't come back up and i've tried everything! and well it hurts a lot if/when i get hard. and i've been this way all night and somehow managed to sleep with this. but yea...i'm still pretty much stuck!

i dunno what to do! help....any suggestions?

2006-11-12 19:29:08 · 29 answers · asked by undercover 2 in Men's Health

How many of you have tried or experminted with the Master/Slave, and what do you think about it...Im collared and just want to know your opinions.

2006-11-12 19:28:33 · 9 answers · asked by manque 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-11-12 19:28:30 · 17 answers · asked by bob the blade 1 in Music

I saw a preview for it tonight and I've always been a fan of the show so I'm looking forward to it.

2006-11-12 19:28:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-12 19:28:27 · 14 answers · asked by kaliya m 1 in Internet

n how?

2006-11-12 19:28:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2006-11-12 19:28:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"

His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"



A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"

His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"

2006-11-12 19:28:17 · 11 answers · asked by scousey1505 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A bald white guy stands in a large room and yells "My name's Howie Mandell, you have 26 sums of money, 26 suitcases and one question: Deal or no deal."

2006-11-12 19:28:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i never had any physical relationship with anyone so why does it happen.we had not taken any protection so can i b pregnant & after having sex i had taken pills will it b harmful 2 me. we had sex only on saturday & sunday as my husband is out town on other days so m suppose 2 take pills everyday or only on saturday & sunday. pls help me out.

2006-11-12 19:28:15 · 9 answers · asked by deepali m 1 in Pregnancy

my boyfriend and i are goin to cancun in march. a romantic get-away, no kids! now my best friend (of 8 years) and her boyfriend wants to go w/ us. how do i kindly tell her no? we want to go ALONE

2006-11-12 19:28:14 · 12 answers · asked by princessstephanie_69 2 in Friends

2006-11-12 19:28:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

A claim made for the book is that it is "the fullness of the everlasting gospel" (Introduction). But most all of the distinctively Mormon doctrines are missing from the book, such as the three heavens teaching, celestial marriage, temple covenants, handshakes, garments, baptism for the dead, Word of Wisdom requirements, flesh and bones God, law of eternal progression, and pre-existence. If it is the fullness of the Gospel why isnt all the doings of the mormon church in here ?

2006-11-12 19:28:09 · 6 answers · asked by YO Y 2 in Religion & Spirituality

It used to be 6% back in the late 70's, but with prices now at around 600K for a fixer-upper a 4 way split would be 36K, a rather stiff amount.

2006-11-12 19:28:08 · 1 answers · asked by watchdemknights 2 in Renting & Real Estate

While I was in the middle of negotiating with the car salesman for my new jeep, a flat bed truck passed by on the street carrying the same jeep on back, totally mangled in some horrible accident. I felt like just walking away from the deal right then, but I didn't, and now I am wondering, was it an omen?

2006-11-12 19:27:55 · 10 answers · asked by niko 3 in Religion & Spirituality

If I was to say "To Deist's Only" and then ask a question...would you think I was being selective?

2006-11-12 19:27:53 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-12 19:27:49 · 2 answers · asked by satya k 2 in Personal Finance

I injured my back and was told I probably have a bulged disc. Since the injury I have had problems with my bladder that are slowly getting worse. It started as trouble starting my stream. Now I go a ton of times during the day, but only tiny amounts and always feel like I have to go but can't. Since yesterday I have started dribbling a bit. Usually a couple minutes after I finish. I will leave the bathroom start doing whatever and a tiny bit of urine flows out. Could this be from my back injury or something else? Any ideas on what I should do? It's becoming quite bothersome and a bit scary.

2006-11-12 19:27:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

text-based, free, rpg

2006-11-12 19:27:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games