A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"
The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"
The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."
The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."
The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"
The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"
The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."
The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."
The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"
2006-11-12 19:28:17 · 11 answers · asked by scousey1505 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Was the 2nd for the blondes that didnt get it 1st time duh? lol
=kizzy=
2006-11-12 22:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute, I was with you right to the end but the punch line needs some work. I get it but it's missing something...I'm gonna think on this one, you are soooo close.
2006-11-12 19:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by patti duke 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure theres a good joke in there somewhere. I just can't quite find it.
2006-11-13 00:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I seeing double ? I must get my eyes tested.
2006-11-12 19:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y have ou wrote it twice and sorry either rubbish joke or i just dont get it
2006-11-12 23:04:27 · answer #5 · answered by REBECCA W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I beg your pardon
2006-11-12 20:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by sixthsense350 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good needed to read it twice to get it LMAO
2006-11-12 19:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny you had to tell it twice?
2006-11-12 19:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by lataliano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i may thick but dont get it
2006-11-12 23:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by buddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny really is it!
2006-11-12 19:36:55 · answer #10 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋