doctor comlpaining of stomach ache, OK he says I'll be right there. Right he says maybe it's someting youv'e eaten, what have you had today?. Well says the fella this morning I had my usual full English, six eggs, two pounds of bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatos, fried bread etc. Then on my way to work I called at the shop for a paper so I had a kit kat and a mars bar. Then at dinner in the canteen I had fish chips and mushy peas, Bert my mate wasn't hungry so I had his as well. For afters it was apple pie and custard, well you can't just have one can you. Then when I got home I had three plates of Shepherds pie with cheese and biscuits to follow. Hang on says the doc I think I know what's up with you, drop your pants. Yeah there's your problem youv'e only got one f**kin a**e hole!!!!!!!!
2006-11-11
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