An Irish couple adopted a baby and enrolled on a language course, when asked why they replied "Well, we adopted the baby from France and we need to know what he's saying as soon as he learns to talk!"
Hey Brent, this ones almost as bad as your jokes, lol.
2006-11-11 20:37:45 · 17 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that you cheeky mare!!!!!!! lol lol lol
2006-11-11 20:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why do the English always tell jokes about the Irish? its funny the Irish tell the same jokes about the Kerry-men. I was in Croatia during the war, and the Serbs told the same jokes about the Croats, and the Croats told them about the Bosnians
they turned Paddy into Musso, and Murphy into Hasso. The jokes were identical, only they had a 'golden fish' to grant wishes not a genie...
example
Hasso was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to the Mosque every Friday for the rest of me life and give up beer." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Hasso looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
The Bosnians told the jokes about the Montenegro's, who told the same jokes about the Albanians?
I have no idea who the Albanians tell their jokes about
2006-11-11 20:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now about time some descent jokes keep em coming miss kizzy, dont take any advice from brent as u can see hes having a little trouble with jokes give him some advice maybe, just shows us girls r better at everything unlike the male of the species
2006-11-11 21:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by the one and only 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three labourer's on a building site, counting their wages on a Friday.
The Englishman says, " I'm going to buy some beef and a bottle of red wine on the way home, and after me and the wife have had dinner, I'll carry her up to the bedroom and make love to her and she will rise 6inches above the bed"
"That's nothing", said the Scotsman. "On my way home I'll buy some salmon and a bottle of the finest Malt Whisky, and when me and the wife have eaten, I'll carry her upstairs to make love and she'll rise a foot above the bed!"
"That's F*** All!", says Paddy. "I'm going straight to the pub, and then I'll go home at closing and throw the wife over me shoulder and take her upstairs for a good shag. When I'm finished, I'll wipe me knob on the bedroom curtains and she'll hit the f***ing roof!!"
Haha, it's the way I tell em!
2006-11-11 21:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by David O 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Possibly worse then Brents.
2006-11-11 20:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the irish fella goes for a job on a building site and the foreman Says" Can you brew tea" paddy replies oh yes
Foreman says " Can you drive a fork lift"
Paddy says " How bigs your F*****N Tea-pot
2006-11-11 20:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love this one. My Irish Gram may not, but alas... funny is funny!
Of course the double joke, adopting a French baby? It would "Wee Wee" all over the place!
Darlin'you are one cheeky joker!
2006-11-11 20:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kizzy know one can't beat Brents joke girl. have ya not noticed LMAO
2006-11-11 21:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A touch of the Irish.... You go to a cockfight. How do you know if an American is there?....... He's the one with a duck. How do you know if an Irishman is there?.......He bet on the duck. How do you know if the Mafia is there?....... The duck wins.
2016-05-22 06:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its wwwaaayyy better than Brents S's jokes!!!
2006-11-11 23:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by (DT)Hawk Eye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come back Brent...all is forgiven...lol
2006-11-11 22:49:00 · answer #11 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋