doctor comlpaining of stomach ache, OK he says I'll be right there. Right he says maybe it's someting youv'e eaten, what have you had today?. Well says the fella this morning I had my usual full English, six eggs, two pounds of bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatos, fried bread etc. Then on my way to work I called at the shop for a paper so I had a kit kat and a mars bar. Then at dinner in the canteen I had fish chips and mushy peas, Bert my mate wasn't hungry so I had his as well. For afters it was apple pie and custard, well you can't just have one can you. Then when I got home I had three plates of Shepherds pie with cheese and biscuits to follow. Hang on says the doc I think I know what's up with you, drop your pants. Yeah there's your problem youv'e only got one f**kin a**e hole!!!!!!!!
2006-11-11 20:38:58 · 17 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I see it's have a go at me day, OK but watch yourselves I know who you are!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-11 20:47:23 · update #1
Oh Christ!!!!! some of the Yanks are awake!!!!!
2006-11-11 20:53:50 · update #2
BRENT ITS NOT HAVE A GO AT U DAY ITS THOSE AWFUL JOKES UR TELLING MAYBE GET SOME INFO ON THE INTERNET THAT MIGHT HELP U LEARN BOUT THEM BUT UR ANSWERS ARE ALWAYS PRETTY COOL SHAME BOUT UR JOKES
2006-11-11 21:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by the one and only 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have to be diplomatic as to how I answer this question fidgety. Here is a variation on the theme. A man walked into a club with a pet snake under his arms. "Hey,you can't bring that snake in here,he might bite one of our members," said the manager. "Oh that's no problem,you just get a friend to suck the poison out." "But what if he bites someone up the backside?" "Well then you really find out who your friends are." I think I'd better sit on the fence on this one!
2016-05-22 06:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess the Yanks above still haven't worked out why they're the fattest nation on the planet!
2006-11-11 21:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG now that's funny, yeah yanks eat all day and night. Just don't know when to stop do they LMAO
2006-11-11 21:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds a bit like the guy whose doctor diagnoses him with AIDS.
The prescription?
Go to the pub, drink six pints of guiness, then pop next-door to the curry emporium and have three of the hottest curries they can prepare, with extra chilli and mango chutney. Then back to the pub for a bottle of creme de menthe.
"Will that cure me?"
No, but it will sure as sh1t teach you what your arsehole is for.
2006-11-11 20:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Great Brent !! Keep em coming lol
2006-11-11 21:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmm slowly getting it,but keep themup.
2006-11-11 21:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well said i liked the last sentence very much
2006-11-11 20:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by cedric_316 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
erm, a little confusion here.
2006-11-11 20:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by Favour 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-11 22:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋