All categories - 11 November 2006

Please I'm desperate

2006-11-11 22:41:46 · 25 answers · asked by nisha 2 in Horoscopes

2006-11-11 22:41:41 · 10 answers · asked by J H 1 in Men's Health

2006-11-11 22:41:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

1. Name the largest English-speaking countries in Asia.
2. Where's the best place to study business, economics, law and political science in Asia?
3. Where do you find the best shopping (at bargain) places in Asia?

2006-11-11 22:41:25 · 6 answers · asked by Almechtinocoggi 1 in Other - Asia Pacific

Memory lane?
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that ******* fence wasn't electrified."

2006-11-11 22:40:58 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My life seems so bland. I have a boyfriend, lots of friends, a job....but it all seems like Groundhog day. Same old thing, different day

2006-11-11 22:40:36 · 18 answers · asked by sweetcheeks 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-11 22:40:24 · 5 answers · asked by aarti p 1 in Other - Society & Culture

choice to make waffles or pancakes.
what would u choose?

2006-11-11 22:40:23 · 27 answers · asked by jesse james 5 in Singles & Dating

I have never won anything and think it is a conspiracy myself!

:-)

2006-11-11 22:40:16 · 16 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1 in Gambling

2006-11-11 22:40:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I have a problem with mice, they just seem to be coming back. ive put all my mouse edible food in containers but they find something else to chew. ive tried traps but it just gets out of hand. and i cant use baits because of my dogs. any other things i can try?

2006-11-11 22:40:00 · 9 answers · asked by caz 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

A blonde, brunette or readhead?

2006-11-11 22:39:58 · 13 answers · asked by S--slick 4 in Singles & Dating

I need unique dog names for a pomeranian and dachschund....i like the ones with 2 words like Foxy Cleopatra, Honey Child, Baby Doll.....the cute ones would be nice :)

2006-11-11 22:39:41 · 16 answers · asked by Liz 2 in Dogs

2006-11-11 22:39:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

(see this link)
http://twsidr.tripod.com

2006-11-11 22:39:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

do u think friendship is important? i think so in the past,but now not.

2006-11-11 22:39:16 · 14 answers · asked by winnie 1 in Friends

2006-11-11 22:39:08 · 13 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1 in Psychology

2006-11-11 22:39:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

I been in trouble with this friend of mine. Her IM window pops up out of blue and she goes on to insult me, apparently angry that I'm hiding my IM.
I did this, however, to do some work and not get any interruptions from my contacts. However, I am unable, of course, to hide from non-contacts. This was what caused this recent hassle.
Is it wrong of me to want some peace and quiet and not be at everyone elses beck and call? Should not have a life of my own, but instead live to service everyone else?
Tell me your opinions.

2006-11-11 22:38:59 · 16 answers · asked by Knight-wing 3 in Friends

If you were going to attend services, wouldn't you rather attend a local church that could fit your needs? They have displayed time and again that they are very fallible. Just look at the big names from the past: Jimmy Swaggart, the Bakkers, etc. who were involved in scandals that people were not that forgiving when they occurred. Yet people hold them to inhuman standards and then make a fuss when they aren't all that "they're supposed to be as leaders of God". You can't have both.

Also, most of them, a large percentage of the country isn't even familiar with who they are unless they watch them every week.

2006-11-11 22:38:57 · 7 answers · asked by Cinnamon 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-11 22:38:54 · 4 answers · asked by rap 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-11 22:38:50 · 2 answers · asked by RainbowGirl 4 in Other - Society & Culture

Each time i try to watch a video on youtube i get a message saying i have JavaScript turned off or i havent got the latest version of macromedia flashplayer.i already downloaded the latest player. whut are the risks when turning on JavaScript? I used to be able to watch videos on youtube before but i cant anymore.

2006-11-11 22:38:27 · 3 answers · asked by joan_the_yaminion 2 in Programming & Design

is anyone wearing them with pride today?
does anyone think they are more suitable to wear than the red?
does anyone think it offensive to wear white poppies?
discuss

2006-11-11 22:38:21 · 14 answers · asked by hazei_2000 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

All the ways, both natural and human and their meanings.

2006-11-11 22:38:11 · 6 answers · asked by tia 1 in Environment

I want to buy a new pair of hair straighteners but i am wary of spending a fortune on a pair of GHD's. Surely if i can find a pair of straighteners that get as hot as GHD they would be just as good?

2006-11-11 22:38:02 · 15 answers · asked by suewalker_05 1 in Hair

2006-11-11 22:37:58 · 20 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1 in Trivia

Hi Everyone, I am going to a christmas party on friday night and im not sure what coulour/type of shoes to wear with my red dress. The dress is a deep red, slightly figure hugging and about halfway dow the thigh. any assistance would be appreciated!

2006-11-11 22:37:25 · 18 answers · asked by Katie 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-11 22:37:23 · 35 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

first, i would like to say that i am not whorish. this guy was the one who took my virginity and many other firsts in my life. i have never had a boyfriend, im a little hesistant to trust guys, but the most i've done with other guys is makeout.we were friends who were attracted to each other, which is why we decided on the situation anyway. he's also a little scared of being open emotionally, and has only had one girlfriend who he said he didn't love. he's been with a couple of girls, but nothing serious. now, the thing is, i was fine with the situation, but after a couple of months when he began saying all the stuff (him being jealous, thinking about me during the day, i make him laugh, we're a good combo...etc) it made me see him in a different light. what it boils down to is im worried that im wrong he likes me, and if i put myself out there i dont know what will happen. and he has opened up about things to me, which is another reason i thought he liked me too. should i just ask?

2006-11-11 22:37:09 · 7 answers · asked by mel 1 in Singles & Dating