As I was going to St.Ives, I met a man with 7 wives, Every Wife had 7 baskets and every basket had 7 cats, Every cat had 7 kittens, How many people were going to st.Ives?
2006-11-06 02:40:27 · 16 answers · asked by Marcus Aldrige 1 in Jokes & Riddles
a blonde was walking through the car park of the town hall, when she spotted paddy and mick looking up at the top of the flagpole.
curiousity got the better of her, so she went over and asked
"Hi Guys. What's up?"
"We've been told we've got to measure the height of this flagpole, but we haven't got a ladder big enough" said paddy
"No Problem" replied the blonde, and with that she grabbed a spanner out of paddy's open toolkit, undid the nut at the base of the pole, laid it down, laid one end of a tape measure against the base and walked to the tip of the pole.
"There" she said " it's exactly 4.42 metres" and walked away.
"Ain't that just like a dumb blonde" said Paddy, "We told her we wanted the height and she goes and gives us the length!!"
2006-11-06 02:40:26 · 16 answers · asked by SeabourneFerriesLtd 7 in Jokes & Riddles
heey ..HOW ON EARTH DO PPL FRENCH KISS hehe...i mean..i know how it is but i suck at it....help me develp my "kissin skills" n wuts a perfect kisser is for u?
2006-11-06 02:40:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
Just people need to use their own thoughts and judgement to guide their lives.
2006-11-06 02:40:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2006-11-06 02:40:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software
With Our Staff
2006-11-06 02:40:06 · 4 answers · asked by top family run hotel 1 in Greece
2006-11-06 02:40:05 · 4 answers · asked by alayzia2003 2 in Primary & Secondary Education
okay 3 of us are friends, and one is hanging out with another woman who is fake and not liking us two. So, which means our first friend is being distant to me and my other friend. so I tell my friend that our other friend is distancing herself from me and it hurts my feelings.. I told her not to tell our friend who is acting all weird.
Yesterday I got a card saying how she doesnt want to seem like she is distancing herself from me.. Now I am thinking that my other friend told her what I said and that the only reason I got a card is because my so called friend told her about what I said! If that is the case, I dont want the card. Its as if she was made to do it. friggin A. I hate drama. help please.
2006-11-06 02:40:00 · 3 answers · asked by sshhmmee2000 6 in Friends
2006-11-06 02:40:00 · 5 answers · asked by PatPatel 1 in Internet
2006-11-06 02:39:53 · 2 answers · asked by lilbird 1 in Security
The water shutoff valvue has a slow leak where the hose connects. Its right were the hose to the tank connects to the shutoff valve.....I also noticed when I close the shut off valve it doesnt stop the water completely. Does the whole setup need to be replaced, and if so, is it difficult? Or will just replacing the hose correct the leak?
I figured the constant running wasnt a huge deal if there was no leak because you leave the water on anyways, so there is always constant water pressure there.
2006-11-06 02:39:50 · 8 answers · asked by Win the West!!!! 4 in Do It Yourself (DIY)
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip..."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing its your property.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Name your dog "Dog".
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".
Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!"
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
To really annoy people, stand on a street corner, pointing a hair drier at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say "Fine you pay!" then leave.
2006-11-06 02:39:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Is gamecube being phased out with the new system?
2006-11-06 02:39:45 · 6 answers · asked by Jeff L 1 in Games & Gear
I'm looking in to buying a mastiff. I've looked through all my local shelters and the acc and aspc in other cities aroung my area I don't really want to buy one from a breader I want to rescue one but I guess I'm going to have to buy on does anyone know where I could get on for cheap about 400-700???
2006-11-06 02:39:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs
If so what was the reason your doctor decided to induce? Or did you ask to be induced, if so why and what was your doctor's reaction?
How far along were you?
What was the babies weight?
2006-11-06 02:39:38 · 7 answers · asked by Legs 4 in Pregnancy
I have been seeing a guy for the past 2 mths. He was going out with a girl for 3 yrs and was going to ask her to marry him but he caught her with another fella. He is finished with her since June. He says he wants to take things slow and that he is beginning to fall for me. Do you think it is worth while pursuing this, even though he says he doesnt want a relationship at the minute?
2006-11-06 02:39:37 · 9 answers · asked by Smiley 1 in Singles & Dating
I am a 35 year old woman and I have been in some very bad realtionships in the past, right now I feel like my biological clock is ticking, I have never been married and I have no children. I just lost my boyfriend who I was with for 6 years he passed away April 11, 2004. It took a while for me to get over his death and I am still not really over it. I tried dating and the person I tried to date turned out to be a real jackass. Years ago when I was a young girl I met a guy and he was my first boyfriend, and my first kiss he was really a sweet boy. We met later in life as adults and became friends and we lost eachother, I run into his sister once a blue blue moon, but his sister said he was in jail for child support, his sister said his x wife was a gold digger she always wanted money he never had any for his self he has never been in trouble but he kept getting behind on his support. I always remembered him to be so sweet. I want to hear from him without soundiing desperate.
2006-11-06 02:39:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
actually i left my friends n family,and i m too alone and new in this country [England]
i have no friends no relatives here,i can not concentrate on my studies and job,
i have a very short ruten in ma life,office,college and home,just
in december i hav got exams,but i hav 20% preparation for it only.
i m very sad,i dono wat kind of these tentions and dipration are???????????
so my friends tell me wat can i do??????????
2006-11-06 02:39:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends
i am 23, a guy, taking up kickboxing to get back in shape, and just want to know what to wear when i do it, and if you have any other details or tips to get toned up, let me know too. Thanks!
2006-11-06 02:39:16 · 3 answers · asked by flyboy7683 2 in Diet & Fitness
what does a girl really like her bf to be or to look ?!?
pls support ur answer with details...
2006-11-06 02:39:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
If the male is infected with Hepatitis B and gets a woman pregnant, what are the risks to the mother and the baby? Will the baby be healthy or not?
2006-11-06 02:39:11 · 4 answers · asked by sirtitus 2 in Infectious Diseases
1.Did you watch it because of Zidane?
2.Did you watch it because Juventus is one of the best Clubs?
3.Both
2006-11-06 02:39:10 · 12 answers · asked by Juventina 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)
2006-11-06 02:39:08 · 6 answers · asked by Erica S 1 in Renting & Real Estate
My stupid immature friends, who are always on the hunt to make fun tease me with a girl i don't really give a damn. They tease that I love her, when I don't have an iota of feeling for her. She is a stupid ***** and I know she doesn't care and enjoys everything. How do I reply to this? Everything I say is reciprocated with more insulting comments. Any tips on how to handle such situations and what/how to reply. In general, how do I become a sharp backanswer machine.
2006-11-06 02:39:06 · 1 answers · asked by truth 3 in Friends
she shows me as she loves me very much but her body language says someting else and facial expressions something else sometimes she cries for me at next time she smiles away like nothing happens a varied person in mood the more i think about her the more i get confused about her
(1) how could i know that she is cheating on me and faithfull to me
(2)how could i know that she really loves and she wont ditch me and remain faithfull to me
2006-11-06 02:39:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce
Hi, Just wondered how much (quantity wise) my 9 month old son should be eating. He's just above the avarage weight and yes I know they're all different but I just wondered!! Thanks
for reading,
S x
2006-11-06 02:39:01 · 7 answers · asked by SARAH 2 in Newborn & Baby
Now before ppl go flying off the handle.
I am going to pay the support!
I am currently out of a job a year+.
I barely make a living and stay with friends when possible.
I have a child, hes 3 months ...and I love him very much...even though the mother did things to make sure she gets pregnant by me to "trap" me into marriage...
Anyway, I send down what I can.
even if its $50 that I could really use.
How will I be charged child support right now with no job or income?
Will courts fine me when I get a job and want all the support and interest at one time?
Ex...when I get a 50k/yr job will the court order me to pay 20% plus interest on the year I didnt have a job?
I want to take care of my son, but I dont want to put myself back in the hole because of my sons mothers spite. I will buy him toys and things he need even now, I try, but what will the court order me to do for this year I have no job?
Im concerned about the 20% amount, will they try and do it now or later
2006-11-06 02:38:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting
He would not check my work. But when something wrong, he'll put the blame on you. I have worked for years and he has not even bothered to look what i am doing in the office and how i struggle to get puzzles solved. I know i am wasting my time here but I couldn't get other jobs! I am just an executive and I am doing more than i should.
2006-11-06 02:38:55 · 6 answers · asked by Delphi p 2 in Careers & Employment
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