How do I shot back at my friends?

Question

My stupid immature friends, who are always on the hunt to make fun tease me with a girl i don't really give a damn. They tease that I love her, when I don't have an iota of feeling for her. She is a stupid ***** and I know she doesn't care and enjoys everything. How do I reply to this? Everything I say is reciprocated with more insulting comments. Any tips on how to handle such situations and what/how to reply. In general, how do I become a sharp backanswer machine.

Answer 1

If it doesn't come naturally then leave it be. Learning how to respond is not something that will happen overnight so you may be just as wise to ignore these comments and hopefully they will subside.