a blonde was walking through the car park of the town hall, when she spotted paddy and mick looking up at the top of the flagpole.
curiousity got the better of her, so she went over and asked
"Hi Guys. What's up?"
"We've been told we've got to measure the height of this flagpole, but we haven't got a ladder big enough" said paddy
"No Problem" replied the blonde, and with that she grabbed a spanner out of paddy's open toolkit, undid the nut at the base of the pole, laid it down, laid one end of a tape measure against the base and walked to the tip of the pole.
"There" she said " it's exactly 4.42 metres" and walked away.
"Ain't that just like a dumb blonde" said Paddy, "We told her we wanted the height and she goes and gives us the length!!"
2006-11-06 02:40:26 · 16 answers · asked by SeabourneFerriesLtd 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeahhh!!! not an insulting joke to blondes!!!!
2006-11-06 02:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
.........Dumb blonde joke??
a blonde was walking through the car park of the town hall, when she spotted paddy and mick looking up at the top of the flagpole.
curiousity got the better of her, so she went over and asked
"Hi Guys. What's up?"
"We've been told we've got to measure the height of this flagpole, but we haven't got a ladder big enough" said paddy
"No Problem" replied the blonde, and with that she grabbed a spanner out of paddy's open toolkit, undid the nut at the base of the pole, laid it down, laid one end of a tape measure against the base and walked to the tip of the pole.
"There" she said " it's exactly 4.42 metres" and walked away.
"Ain't that just like a dumb blonde" said Paddy, "We told her we wanted the height and she goes and gives us the length!!"
2006-11-06 02:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by paul_9_25 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
he he... Okay, dumb brunette joke....
A dumb brunette walks into a bar and looks around, without any thought, she walks to the bar keep and says "I want a parrot" ..He looks at her puzzled, and says "A parrot? This is a bar, not a pet shop. Go somwhere else." So she leaves.
The next day she goes to the same bar and says... "I want a parrot" The man again says "This is a bar, go somewhere else" So she leaves...This happens for two weeks straight...finally, one day, she walks in and says "I want a parrot" He looks at her and pissed, yells..."What the hell lady?? This is a bar!! Not a pet shop... So GO AWAY OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!!!"
The woman looks at him and says "Calm down, I just want a parrot...well then, where can I get one?? "
He calms and says, "Why do you want a parrot?"
She looks at him and says..."If I had a parrot, I could annoy you twice as much."
I know, that one sucked, lol... I can't tell jokes...But c'mon, lets get a dumb brunette joke thing going, those brunette have had it commin'!
2006-11-06 06:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey that sounds a bit like a dumb Irish man joke.
Luckily for you I'm an Irish woman !!
Very good.
2006-11-06 04:17:45 · answer #4 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually, if she would have continued to measure the height from the base to the nut, and add it with 4.42m, wouldnt that be the height? just curious.. answers anyone?
2006-11-06 02:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol not bad made me chuckle
2006-11-06 02:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.....very funny!
2006-11-06 02:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by emma v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it!!
LOL
2006-11-06 04:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2006-11-06 02:43:20 · answer #9 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao - very funny
2006-11-06 02:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋