God, I have a problem “
“ What’s the problem Eve “
“ I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy “
“ And why is that Eve “ ?
“ God, I am lonely and bored and I’m sick to death of apples “
“ Well Eve, in that case I have a solution, I shall create a man for you “
“ Man ? What is that God ?”
“ A flawed base creature with many bad traits, he’ll lie, cheat and be vain, he will be witless and will revel in childish things, he’ll be bigger than you an will like fighting, hunting and killing things, he wont be too smart, so he will need your advice to think properly, he will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when he is aroused but since you have been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs and you most certainly will never be bored again.”
“ Sounds great “ says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, “ but what’s the catch God ? “
“ Well, you can have him on one condition.”
“ And what’s that God? “
“ As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self admiring….so you’ll have to let him believe I made him first, it will have to be our little secret “
“ You know….woman to woman !!!!! “
2006-11-06
23:10:30
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