a man was going on a business trip, and he wanted to make sure his wife didnt cheat on him. he went to a voodoo priest and had a spell put on a d!ldo. he told his wife, all she had to do was call it by its name and tell it what to f*uck. when her husband left, she said, "voodoo d!ldo, my p*ussy." and the voodoo d!ldo went straight to work, giving her the best pleasure shes ever had. after 5 orgasms, she felt like she had had enough, but her husband forgot to tell her how to make it stop. she decided her only option would be to drive to the voodoo shop. but while entering the freeway, she had another orgasm and swerved on the road, attracting the attention of a policeman. he stopped her on the side of the road and asked her "ma'am, why were you swerving??" and the wife said, "the voodoo d!ldo gave me an orgasm, and i dont know how to make it stop!" the officer laughed at her ridiculous explanation and said "voodoo d!ldo, my ***."
2006-11-06
16:32:19
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