a man was going on a business trip, and he wanted to make sure his wife didnt cheat on him. he went to a voodoo priest and had a spell put on a d!ldo. he told his wife, all she had to do was call it by its name and tell it what to f*uck. when her husband left, she said, "voodoo d!ldo, my p*ussy." and the voodoo d!ldo went straight to work, giving her the best pleasure shes ever had. after 5 orgasms, she felt like she had had enough, but her husband forgot to tell her how to make it stop. she decided her only option would be to drive to the voodoo shop. but while entering the freeway, she had another orgasm and swerved on the road, attracting the attention of a policeman. he stopped her on the side of the road and asked her "ma'am, why were you swerving??" and the wife said, "the voodoo d!ldo gave me an orgasm, and i dont know how to make it stop!" the officer laughed at her ridiculous explanation and said "voodoo d!ldo, my ***."
2006-11-06 16:32:19 · 18 answers · asked by ajakhatarinaak47 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome! Bet that cop didn't sit and drive back to the station after that episode!
2006-11-07 06:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a good one it is funny i would also class that as a dirty joke due to the sexual content
2006-11-07 00:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by the beast 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny AND dirty
2006-11-07 00:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty dirty; but still funny.
2006-11-07 00:35:20 · answer #4 · answered by jackie_jackie_bo_backie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute dirty Aja! I liked it! FMAO!
2006-11-07 01:10:46 · answer #5 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-07 11:08:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
i would give a thousand out of ten!!!
amazing
2006-11-07 00:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by TulipGirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not funny!!!
i do not have any idea what is a d!ldo!!!
2006-11-07 00:41:07 · answer #8 · answered by bugi 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
there goes the policeman @ss..hahaha!!!
2006-11-07 01:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-11-07 02:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋