All categories - 5 November 2006

2006-11-05 23:17:16 · 1 answers · asked by Life Style 2 in Higher Education (University +)

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl.

It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,"he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For crying out loud''how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?


It was Momma Bear who got up first,

it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house,

it was Momma Bear who Made the coffee,

it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away,

it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper,

it was Momma Bear who set the damn table,

it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time.


"I HAVEN'T MADE THE ******* PORRIDGE YET !!

2006-11-05 23:17:12 · 14 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think about online relationships?
What do you think of long distance relationships?
Does anybody have any stories on these kinds of relationships working out? is anybody currently in one? I'm just curious and looking for some inspriation i guess, because i'm in one.

2006-11-05 23:17:03 · 7 answers · asked by Skye 5 in Singles & Dating

Two equally evil men, one gets hanged the other gets what? What kind of death sentence should Bush get? He himself believes in the death sentence, so what kind of death should he have and when?

2006-11-05 23:16:56 · 24 answers · asked by Sadbh 3 in Other - Society & Culture

I've been a very very bad bad boy. I've been hurting Allah at all times. I've friends who are mostly non-Muslims, I occasionally booze, I also relish pork, I also sometimes make love to my girlfriend, I don't sport a beard, I also condenm Osama, etc.,etc.......... But now I want to repent.

So, which is the best (and easiest) way to please Allah? Coz, after I die I wanna be with HIM forever..................

2006-11-05 23:16:38 · 27 answers · asked by The Maulvi Who Sold His Maruti 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-05 23:16:37 · 17 answers · asked by nila n 1 in Friends

2006-11-05 23:16:37 · 14 answers · asked by TONY H 1 in Comics & Animation

Eel is all white meat, and is tasty. Would you eat it? Or is the very thought "gross" to you?

2006-11-05 23:16:32 · 14 answers · asked by shortfrog 5 in Other - Food & Drink

There are many model & brand of Vaccum cleaner in Singapore. Which is more useful, reasonable price, powerful & more recommend one?

2006-11-05 23:16:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-11-05 23:16:28 · 15 answers · asked by Steph :-) 3 in Psychology

2006-11-05 23:16:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Safety

My male mates just say it is a color like any other colour. But is it alright for a lad to like pink?? help me plz

2006-11-05 23:16:06 · 12 answers · asked by louise h 2 in Other - Society & Culture

I am on a Budget!!

Aged: 17/18
They're not girly girls (as in clubbing, etc) and I don't want bath stuff/body shop items suggested either.
I normally consider presents that are similar.

2006-11-05 23:16:06 · 5 answers · asked by Girl with pink in her hair 3 in Friends

2006-11-05 23:16:04 · 14 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mani Money please tell me where will i get this policy?

2006-11-05 23:16:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance

that they have been visiting us for centuries( hence the UFO sightings!) and have watched us bring our planet to breaking point, they state that as "Intergalactic Troopers" "policing the cosmos", they are taking over the the running of the planet for the next five "earth years", they have the formula to reverse "Ozone Layer" depletion and reverse "Global warming", they say they will reforest the Sahara desert, shut down all oil production gradually and ween us off of dependence on Oil for energy, replacing it with a new energy source. How do you feel about that ? hhmmmmmmm ?

2006-11-05 23:15:52 · 10 answers · asked by Latin Techie 7 in Environment

i know that aerosols are found in nasal sprays for colds, perfume atomizers and insect spray...

what is aerosol?

2006-11-05 23:15:48 · 8 answers · asked by haler 1 in Other - Diseases

2006-11-05 23:15:43 · 4 answers · asked by Steph :-) 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-05 23:15:31 · 5 answers · asked by fayestandfield 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

Also, what do girls like in a boy? Girls answer this only

2006-11-05 23:15:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

information got from net.

2006-11-05 23:15:26 · 3 answers · asked by usha c 1 in Diabetes

he tells her only to open it if something happens to him or if he tells her

2006-11-05 23:15:25 · 2 answers · asked by sin 2 in Movies

And I dont just mean friends and family but others as well.For example I started a new job two days ago and was asked three times by two boys and one girl.I've started jobs in the past and have been asked the same question several times.

2006-11-05 23:15:08 · 13 answers · asked by Hem 1 in Singles & Dating

Just try guessing... ;)

2006-11-05 23:14:54 · 6 answers · asked by IVAN 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 23:14:45 · 4 answers · asked by akshay k 2 in Other - Science

2006-11-05 23:14:43 · 13 answers · asked by sissyboy5291966 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

in chrons disease

2006-11-05 23:14:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

i usually just use whatever i have but i need more hal[p now, gotta make it for others!!

2006-11-05 23:14:30 · 20 answers · asked by lou 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-05 23:14:16 · 5 answers · asked by sam 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

mine was before and now my Bf's is to. its like the vain where ur wrist is.

2006-11-05 23:14:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health