Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl.
It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,"he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For crying out loud''how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Momma Bear who got up first,
it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house,
it was Momma Bear who Made the coffee,
it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away,
it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper,
it was Momma Bear who set the damn table,
it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time.
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE ******* PORRIDGE YET !!
2006-11-05 23:17:12 · 14 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it!!!
2006-11-05 23:19:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurray for Momma Bear! Good joke
=kizzy=
2006-11-05 23:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes at a bar on a cruise ship, one says I'm just going to the loo. When she gets back she finds her friend alone in the bar. "Where's everyone gone?"
"To see the band," her friend replies, "While you were in the loo there was an announcement , A band on ship!"
2006-11-06 00:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by @Ð!Ŋ@♥Đ@Ŋ¡ Ə╚☺® 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's fantastic!
A great start to the afternoon!
10 out of 10 for your joke, and a big thumbs up too!
I emailed this to al my friends!
2006-11-05 23:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
Hello
2006-11-05 23:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now when is she going to make the ******* porridge?
2006-11-05 23:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What! no bacon and eggs
2006-11-05 23:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
time of the month, and god help goldilocks
2006-11-06 12:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by what? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u hand it to 'em mamma bear
but whats gonna happen whn Goldilox comes??
.........??????????
not answring tht.
mama bear will kill her?
............
i'm bored.
2006-11-05 23:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by crazy-and-proud-of-it 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get you my friend
2006-11-05 23:23:51 · answer #10 · answered by Lorato m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋