All categories - 29 October 2006

Two Americans, Bob and Jeff, decide to open a bungee-jumping business in Mexico.
They set up on the square of a small village. Bob jumps, bounces at the end of the cord, and flies back up by the platform. Jeff isn't able to catch his friend, but he notices he has a few cuts and scratches.

Bob falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Jeff misses him. The third time it happens, Bob comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Jeff finally catches him and says, "Holy cow, what happened? Was the cord too long?"

Bob looks confused and says, "No, the cord was fine... but what the heck is a pinata?"

2006-10-29 03:28:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Has anybody noticed that JJ Reddick played in 2 games and didnt score a basket?got to say it, i told you so?

2006-10-29 03:27:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

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Have you got this on your face?

Do you have short hair that just refuse to go behind your ears? Like, sideburns, perhaps.

2006-10-29 03:27:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

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What's your IQ?

Mines is between 125-130. I think it 127. I took an IQ test when I was 9 because my teacher said that I was very gifted and a progidy. I don't think I'm a genius. I know numerous facts about history, geography, and religion, but my true weakness is math. I'm a complete imbecile at math.

2006-10-29 03:27:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what do you think of when i say the word?

blue

2006-10-29 03:27:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

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What language did you get your violations today??

I dint get any *thank god*

2006-10-29 03:27:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are some things to do before selling my car?

I plan on selling my 95 accord lx, what are some things I should do before selling??

2006-10-29 03:27:46 · 8 answers · asked by m1ndless 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

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Why is A Gay Guy a Girl's Best Friend?

2006-10-29 03:27:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If a woman has a pretty face and a well proportioned figure but she is a chubby chick would u be interested?

2006-10-29 03:27:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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Have you known or date a guy/girl that have a severe depression? how long it take for them to come out of it?

My boyfriend for 3 months, is in the depression . He has been perfect BF until his birthday more than 2 week ago. He got depresed ( midlife crisis) and blew off our last date . and refused to talk to me on the phone at all. I called anyway and found out that he so deep in depression doesn't want to talk to anyone at all ( I don't think he lied) and told me not to call anymore. I asked if he want us to end the relationship, he can't even answer that either ( I don't want to but will be fine ).He said he will call me if he feel better. Not even sure he will call at all. And I am not the type that will dump him at this down time and move on. How long should wait-not hear from him for a week now ? - to move on or to call him? or what else you think I should do?

2006-10-29 03:27:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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do you think that humans are like a terrible virus alien creature that just damages the earth?

please just consider this question without thinking that God has a plan and were part of it just think this question as though you were from another planet and came to study the earth

2006-10-29 03:27:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

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why havent car companies made a car in which the car wont start unless the seat belt is fastened?

it seems like a great idea to me, seein that its the law to buckle up and i know ALOT of people dont wear seat belts.

2006-10-29 03:27:32 · 7 answers · asked by monkeyman19882003 1 in Safety

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What would you do if your boyfriend got circumcised?

And say you had sex with him a few times when he was un-circumcised, then you guys 'took a break', got back together, spent a weekend together, had sex, and saw he's circumcised. What would your reaction/thoughts be?

2006-10-29 03:27:18 · 10 answers · asked by Timothy 1 in Makeup

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We have an asian pear tree, does it lose it's leaves in the winter?

We live in the SF bay area, just planted an asian pear tree. The leaves are turning which could indicate the change in weather if the tree is suppose to lose it's leaves. If not then I might be watering it too much.

2006-10-29 03:27:14 · 1 answers · asked by tinatuma 1 in Other - Home & Garden

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I am only 17 and i think i am already addicted to sex.?

What can i do? i can't have a relationship because the temptation of cheating is always there

2006-10-29 03:27:12 · 24 answers · asked by Bruza 17/uk 3 in Singles & Dating

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what time is it from where u are. i do not know because of dls*?

*day light saving

2006-10-29 03:27:06 · 26 answers · asked by kool kat 3 in Geography

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need help with toon town?

is there a certain day there off? and wats the toontown number? im a member but it not leting me go on it saying were sorry there is a problem instaling the tt installer but i already have it!

2006-10-29 03:26:58 · 1 answers · asked by J 2 in Video & Online Games

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What's the perfume of your inner world?

2006-10-29 03:26:46 · 5 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys