As flight 235 approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT: Bjeeesus will ye look how shart dat runway is?
CO- PILOT: Yer nat fecking kiddin Paddy
PILOT: Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever Shamus! Right , when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse.
CO-PILOT: Royt, I'll do dat!
PILOT: An den ye put de flaps down. An den stamp on de brakes as hard as you can and pray te de Holy Mudder a Gad!!
Soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes .The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and , Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to a stop but a few meters from the end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure paddy looked out of the window and said to shamus "Dat has got to be de shartist runway in de World!" Shamus said "Yes, but look how feckin wide it is?"
(I am Irish myself!)
2006-10-26
02:10:28
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