As flight 235 approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT: Bjeeesus will ye look how shart dat runway is?
CO- PILOT: Yer nat fecking kiddin Paddy
PILOT: Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever Shamus! Right , when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse.
CO-PILOT: Royt, I'll do dat!
PILOT: An den ye put de flaps down. An den stamp on de brakes as hard as you can and pray te de Holy Mudder a Gad!!
Soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes .The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and , Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to a stop but a few meters from the end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure paddy looked out of the window and said to shamus "Dat has got to be de shartist runway in de World!" Shamus said "Yes, but look how feckin wide it is?"
(I am Irish myself!)
2006-10-26 02:10:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you pay a royalties cheque to Frank Carson for the use of that joke?
And F.A.O. Sarah.
The name Seamus or Shamus can be spelled either way, just as Sean / Shaun can be spelled either way.
And yes we do use the word "feck". I am Irish, and I use it. And I know many other people who do use it.
Admittedly, we're not all called Paddy and Seamus, but as there were only two people in the joke, he could hardly have used a third name now could he?
And lastly, Yes, it was funny.
Please don't tar us all with your crappy brush.
2006-10-26 02:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Swampy_Bogtrotter 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 11:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v funny 9 out of 10
2006-10-26 09:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by margaret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, I see what they did
2006-10-26 09:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the very reason that i could never be a pilot!! cuz i'd always be doing this!! lol!! great joke!!
2006-10-26 12:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny, nice work keep it up
2006-10-26 09:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 11:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Irish people dont talk like that.
2. "shamus" is spelt SEAMUS
3. What a crap joke!
4. We're not all called paddy and "shamus"!!!
and we dont say feckin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-26 09:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by **SARAH** 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋
excellent
2006-10-26 09:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by The brainteaser 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-26 09:21:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋