Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on the first of April of this year?
L O W: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch, when a young man came up and sat down beside me.
DA: Did you know him?
L O W: No, but he sure was friendly.
DA: What happened after he sat down?
L O W: He started to rub my thigh.
DA: Did you stop him?
L O W: No, I didn't stop him. Well it felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
DA: What happened next?
L O W: He began to rub my breasts.
DA: Did you stop him then?
L O W: No, I didn't stop him, well your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years, and, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me. young man..Take me!"
DA: Did he take you?
L O W:Hell, no. he just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the little bastard!
2006-10-17
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