Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on the first of April of this year?
L O W: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch, when a young man came up and sat down beside me.
DA: Did you know him?
L O W: No, but he sure was friendly.
DA: What happened after he sat down?
L O W: He started to rub my thigh.
DA: Did you stop him?
L O W: No, I didn't stop him. Well it felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
DA: What happened next?
L O W: He began to rub my breasts.
DA: Did you stop him then?
L O W: No, I didn't stop him, well your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years, and, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me. young man..Take me!"
DA: Did he take you?
L O W:Hell, no. he just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the little bastard!
2006-10-17 03:23:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wah...funny!!!
next time i dont want to do this on the April Fool day...i might got shot..hahahahahha
2006-10-17 04:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by SouL_SLa$Her 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a punch line very funny 10/10
2006-10-20 04:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is proper quality! GO L O W u soooo funny lol
2006-10-17 10:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Jodi ♥ Kaydi's Mummy ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have already told this one but it's still funny lol
2006-10-17 10:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee love it
2006-10-17 13:09:44 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL way to go L O W
2006-10-17 10:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by anklebiter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-10-17 10:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by rocxey_24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao xx very good xx
2006-10-17 10:55:44 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New to me , excellent
2006-10-17 10:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that guy deserves to be shot.
2006-10-17 10:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋