the french tries to ignore him when the american, chewing his gum as loud as he can, starts a conversation:
-you eat all that croissant?
-yes.
-in the US we don't eat that. we cut the crust out of our breads, place them in containers, process them, and sell them to france as croissants.
the frenchman is unfased and the american keeps coming:
-do you eat jelly with your croissant?
-yes.
-not we. in the US we eat fresh fruits. the peels and pits we place in containers, process it into jelly and sell it to france.
so the french gets back at him:
-do you dispose your used condoms?
-of course we do!!!
-not the french. we place the used condoms in containers, process it into chewing gum, and sell it to the US.
2006-10-17
15:41:13
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