the french tries to ignore him when the american, chewing his gum as loud as he can, starts a conversation:
-you eat all that croissant?
-yes.
-in the US we don't eat that. we cut the crust out of our breads, place them in containers, process them, and sell them to france as croissants.
the frenchman is unfased and the american keeps coming:
-do you eat jelly with your croissant?
-yes.
-not we. in the US we eat fresh fruits. the peels and pits we place in containers, process it into jelly and sell it to france.
so the french gets back at him:
-do you dispose your used condoms?
-of course we do!!!
-not the french. we place the used condoms in containers, process it into chewing gum, and sell it to the US.
2006-10-17 15:41:13 · 14 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. That's hillarious. Thank you for sharing.
2006-10-17 18:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 10:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good come back, but the american guy could buy that gum in Franch.
2006-10-17 15:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!! Heard it before only it was twisted around! Still a great joke though!!
2006-10-17 19:32:08 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tat a good 1....serve him right
2006-10-17 16:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by D@ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very apt
2006-10-17 15:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He had that coming, didn't he? Serves him right.
2006-10-17 15:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute and funny
2006-10-17 15:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet I could make millions!!!!!!!
2006-10-17 16:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-10-17 15:52:54 · answer #10 · answered by Chad O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋