a woman is in the hospital, about to give birth to her first child. she gives a big gasp, and suddenly the baby’s head appears. the baby turns to the first man he sees and says, 'are you my father?' the man replies that he is the doctor, and that the father had not made it to the hospital yet. so the baby says, 'well, I’m not coming out until my father shows up. tap three times on my mother’s stomach when he arrives and then I’ll come out,' with that he returns to his mothers womb. the father arrives an hour later. the doctor duly taps on the mothers stomach three times and down comes the baby. he looks around, sees his father and calls him over. with his little finger he pokes the fathers nose, eye, and ear. while the father is wincing he says, 'so now you know how it feels. not very nice, is it?’
2006-10-15 14:01:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2006-10-15 14:01:44 · 5 answers · asked by ritabird1 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups
2006-10-15 14:01:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet
2006-10-15 14:01:42 · 5 answers · asked by -yana- - 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities
Someday some how
we're gonna make it all right
but not right now
I know you will lead the way.
I know what the song is, But 10 points to the one who has the rigt answer and the best detailed answer.
2006-10-15 14:01:35 · 7 answers · asked by nickisgreen 4 in Music
im 7 weeks pregnant with my second child and my husband and i havent told our 20 month old that mommy is having a baby. i just wanted some ideas on when and how to prepare her for the new baby. any advice would be appreciated! Thank you!
2006-10-15 14:01:34 · 11 answers · asked by llllll_amanda_lllllll 6 in Toddler & Preschooler
lol cool question huh?? i wish it was real though!!! id totally b a waterbender dude, its so spiritual yet strong, and u can control ice and steam and heal too! oh and u cant chose bein the avatar lol only 1 and why!! lol well...i like all of them, id love to b an airbender so i can fly!
2006-10-15 14:01:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation
TV Azteca makes alot of gossip/entertainment shows, and they seem to work hard on them. But when it comes to other types of shows, they lack quality. Recently for example a show called La Academia has been a total piece of C*AP. I find it really interesting thatt they keep advertising that show as one of mexico's best, but it's sooo badly produced. Then there is one called "El Asesino" which is like "Fear FActor" except 100 times worse,,,, so cheap, it's unbelievable. Mexico has nice films and entertainment but i think they are overdoing it with gossip. Why is it that Mexico loves gossip?
2006-10-15 14:01:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture
Why are Europeans so easily amused? I mean these folks absolutely LOVE David Hasselhoff and his music! Any explanations?
2006-10-15 14:01:05 · 5 answers · asked by Sloth for President 2012 3 in Other - Society & Culture
corn plants
2006-10-15 14:01:01 · 4 answers · asked by ironman 1 in Other - Home & Garden
The Federal constitution states in Sect. 9-2, "The privilege of the writ of Habeas corpus shall not be suspended, unless when, in the cases of rebellion or invasion, the public safety may require it."
Sect. 9-7 states that "No titles of nobility shall be granted by the United States and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, or any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state."
Section 10, paragraph 1 also pertains to the restrictions concerning Titles of Nobility's prohibitions. When were these laws of the land made null and void?
2006-10-15 14:00:58 · 1 answers · asked by jeeveswantstoknow 2 in Law & Ethics
Sounds dumb but they gotta come back down somehere?
2006-10-15 14:00:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia
2006-10-15 14:00:47 · 5 answers · asked by ★Greed★ 7 in Government
i know all human's are not perfect i love to hear my minister preach and i respect him very much until i found out he has been on out's with his family for many year's it hurt to find this out and it was told by him what should i do?how can you preach love for one another when you don't love your brother?
2006-10-15 14:00:34 · 23 answers · asked by mishoney 4 in Religion & Spirituality
Are they part of the reason of our educational decline? I'm really angry that, as an Arizonan, my academic standards have to be dragged down by _____.
2006-10-15 14:00:33 · 14 answers · asked by Picard Facepalm 5 in Other - Education
I don't. I think they smell like death.
2006-10-15 14:00:32 · 25 answers · asked by Harry Manback 2 in Polls & Surveys
2006-10-15 14:00:29 · 2 answers · asked by petecraig p 1 in Other - Sports
who is this?
Early man walked away as modern man took control
Their minds weren't quite the same, to conquer was his goal
So he built his great empire and slaughtered his own kind
Then he died a confused man, killed himself with his own mind
2006-10-15 14:00:19 · 2 answers · asked by hoagie13365 3 in Music
I have to connect 2 windows 2003 server with active directory and have to be accessible by all users on the network?
2006-10-15 14:00:13 · 2 answers · asked by tryinghard 1 in Computer Networking
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A9FJu9L_2DJF8O4AmQAqFgx.?qid=20061015174857AACoLgl
Can we say Get A Grip?
2006-10-15 14:00:12 · 6 answers · asked by Get A Grip 6 in Religion & Spirituality
2006-10-15 14:00:11 · 7 answers · asked by Mrs.Arthur 2 in Music
lost season 3
prison break season 2
online if i have to
2006-10-15 14:00:09 · 3 answers · asked by bomberkazza 1 in Television
GRR....ok so i'm 13 right now. my mom thinks the the perfect age for dating is 26. 13 more years to go, apparently. her logic is that 26 is the age i'll be when i finish my doctorate degree in grad school.
whoo hoo! so don't u think that's a LITTLE ridiculous? and yes, she's completely serious about it! no. dating. until. you. are. 26. get. it?
is there any way i can get her to let me date earlier?
or is she right?
2006-10-15 14:00:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
2006-10-15 14:00:07 · 8 answers · asked by Developing Love 3 in Religion & Spirituality
Which story is your favorite?
2006-10-15 14:00:04 · 14 answers · asked by Butterfly Princess 4 in Religion & Spirituality
My dance is comin' up and i need to learn Hip-hop moves!plzz give me some sites!Don't tell me to rent videos from blockbuster or somethin' like that!i need some sites plzzz!:)I listen and dance to Shakira,Blackeyedpeas,and jojo just for some detail!^.^help me out plz?
2006-10-15 13:59:56 · 3 answers · asked by Marstar824 1 in Other - Entertainment
I'm 15 and I have never had a nose bleed. I broke my nose last year and not a drop of blood. I play ruff and and I've never had one is that normal??
2006-10-15 13:59:50 · 20 answers · asked by Amanda 1 in Other - Health
2006-10-15 13:59:47 · 4 answers · asked by Donna 1 in Other - Food & Drink
obviously the anxiey is indentifiable, but the origin isnt.
2006-10-15 13:59:47 · 9 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Mental Health
In my option anarchy, in theroy, can work WONDERFULLY....however with the given people in our world....it wouldn't uphold....
what says you?
2006-10-15 13:59:42 · 7 answers · asked by ♥♣♠Dragon Dust♠♣♥ 2 in Other - Politics & Government
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