a woman is in the hospital, about to give birth to her first child. she gives a big gasp, and suddenly the baby’s head appears. the baby turns to the first man he sees and says, 'are you my father?' the man replies that he is the doctor, and that the father had not made it to the hospital yet. so the baby says, 'well, I’m not coming out until my father shows up. tap three times on my mother’s stomach when he arrives and then I’ll come out,' with that he returns to his mothers womb. the father arrives an hour later. the doctor duly taps on the mothers stomach three times and down comes the baby. he looks around, sees his father and calls him over. with his little finger he pokes the fathers nose, eye, and ear. while the father is wincing he says, 'so now you know how it feels. not very nice, is it?’
2006-10-15 14:01:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!
2006-10-15 14:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by The Fight Song 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the father's pecker poked him when daddy was doing mommy while baby was in the womb!
2006-10-15 14:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
till the last date
2006-10-15 16:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the baby has been raped! the father must be sued!
2006-10-15 15:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...I'm assuming that you're just playing with us, but it's a joke on how the baby got poked by the father's penis during the pregnancy.
In reality, the kid wouldn't have gotten poked at all.
2006-10-15 14:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by di'Taykan 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
corny but cute
2006-10-15 14:04:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,thats very funny
2006-10-15 15:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my gosh that old, but still funny.
2006-10-15 16:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
saw it coming sorry
2006-10-15 14:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by gumby and pokey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2006-10-15 15:12:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats different
2006-10-15 14:08:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋