Wife Oh, come on. Please?
Husband Leave me alone.
Wife It won't take long.
Husband I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife I can't sleep without it.
Husband Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the
night?
Wife Because I'm Hot.
Husband You get hot at the darndest times.
Wife If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife You don't love me anymore.
Husband Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife (Sob-Sob)
Husband Alright, I'll do it.
Wife What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband I can't find it.
Wife Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it.
Husband There. Are you satisfied?
Wife Oh, yes, honey.
Husband Is it up far enough?
Wife Oh, that's fine.
Husband wnet to bed and said from now on when you want the window open,do it yourself.
2006-10-13
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