Wife Oh, come on. Please?
Husband Leave me alone.
Wife It won't take long.
Husband I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife I can't sleep without it.
Husband Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the
night?
Wife Because I'm Hot.
Husband You get hot at the darndest times.
Wife If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife You don't love me anymore.
Husband Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife (Sob-Sob)
Husband Alright, I'll do it.
Wife What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband I can't find it.
Wife Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it.
Husband There. Are you satisfied?
Wife Oh, yes, honey.
Husband Is it up far enough?
Wife Oh, that's fine.
Husband wnet to bed and said from now on when you want the window open,do it yourself.
2006-10-13 00:54:58 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahha...i give u a 11 on 10...gr8 one...
2006-10-13 03:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-10-13 01:01:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-10-13 03:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-10-13 01:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by waistel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good,good!
2006-10-13 02:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one ........
I enjoyed it ......
the kind that
starts with a bang
and end with a plop...lol
Thanks for sharing and
have a lovely weekend :-)
2006-10-13 02:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
that was a suspense!!
funny. i will give it a seven cause i enjoyed it alot.
2006-10-13 01:02:22 · answer #7 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there! Thanks for the chuckles, it was suspense till the last line.
Now let's see........ 11/10 ;)
Keep it up!
God Bless ^__^
2006-10-13 01:18:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a good laugh from that!!
2006-10-13 01:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute..........
2006-10-13 00:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋