All categories - 5 October 2006

2006-10-05 01:55:16 · 12 answers · asked by suede_it_is 1 in Other - Food & Drink

Two old ladies, Mabel and Maude, are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.


Mabel pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.


"What the hell is that?" asks Maude.


"A condom," replies Mabel. "This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."


"Where did you get it?" asks Maude.


"You can get them at any drugstore," says Mabel.


The next day, Maude hobble herself into the local drugstore and tells the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.


The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at Maude kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.


"Doesn't matter, Sonny," says Maude, "as long as it fits on a Camel."


And that's when the pharmacist fainted.

2006-10-05 01:55:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

how much does it cost in Dallas Texas to give birth to a child in a hospital from non American Parent? I mean hospital cost and associated costs

2006-10-05 01:54:56 · 8 answers · asked by io 1 in Newborn & Baby

2006-10-05 01:54:56 · 8 answers · asked by john boy -1 2 in Thailand

2006-10-05 01:54:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-10-05 01:54:48 · 16 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

I need to know how to wire the receptacle for a 14-20R receptacle (3 wire + ground) and how do I attach it to the circuit breaker. Single Pole.

2006-10-05 01:54:45 · 6 answers · asked by Eric U 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-10-05 01:54:42 · 10 answers · asked by wolfy 1 in Biology

2006-10-05 01:54:34 · 7 answers · asked by sunny L 1 in Astronomy & Space

my master card no is 5423-3959-9312-2011

2006-10-05 01:54:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2006-10-05 01:54:29 · 3 answers · asked by Kartik P 1 in Engineering

Find the equations of the circles:
a) with the centre (-2,3) and radius 6
b) with centre (3,0) and which passes through the point (5,4)
c) with centre (3,-1) and which touches the y-axis.
d) find the centre and radius of the circle x^2 + y^2 - 4x + 8y - 80

Explanations would be very helpful because I mainly want to understand how it is done.

2006-10-05 01:54:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2006-10-05 01:54:10 · 13 answers · asked by ggrammysharon 1 in Trivia

2006-10-05 01:54:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 01:54:01 · 1 answers · asked by daniel c 1 in Other - Hardware

Be honest, and tell me the truth! 8 months ago, I came out to my mum of me being gay, and she is full on catholic.. and she thinks im Disgusting and I'm not going to be successful

2006-10-05 01:53:48 · 21 answers · asked by Alfy 2 in Other - Society & Culture

What the heck is He bring back to Earth this time?

2006-10-05 01:53:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

ok so me and a friend were laying flooring in the attic and we didnt hit any wires that I know of but now the aircondition only blows hot air.

The only thing that we touched as of the air was picking up one of those silver round vent things, that route the air around the house, so we could slide the wood past it.

When we came down during the day we smelled a burning smell as if we had turned the heater on for the first time and since we just moved in it would smell like that if we turned on the heater.

But so we had it set at 65 on cool and only warm air is being blowed. I went up there and the system is cold and the outside unit is spinning like crazy.

So what the hell is the problem...please someone help with this...not having an aircondition in South Louisiana sucks big time.

so thats basically all I can think of...does anyone have any idea what to do??

2006-10-05 01:53:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-10-05 01:53:41 · 15 answers · asked by Jimmy 1 in Women's Health

2006-10-05 01:53:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-05 01:53:26 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

what is it?

2006-10-05 01:53:13 · 7 answers · asked by ggrammysharon 1 in Polls & Surveys

he just pronounce wat we teach, but he is not talking on his own. is this a matter of worry? upto wat age we can wait? we are continuesly talking with him, still no improvement. but whenever we ask him to say someting he pronounce the same.

2006-10-05 01:53:12 · 14 answers · asked by sank 2 in Parenting

2006-10-05 01:53:04 · 3 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Trivia

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2006-10-05 01:53:02 · 35 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

he looked the type so do you think he would, would he be a hells angel?

2006-10-05 01:53:02 · 26 answers · asked by KU 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-05 01:52:58 · 6 answers · asked by HOT BUT SEXY 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2006-10-05 01:52:56 · 6 answers · asked by forrestgump 1 in Words & Wordplay