Two old ladies, Mabel and Maude, are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Mabel pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
"What the hell is that?" asks Maude.
"A condom," replies Mabel. "This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
"Where did you get it?" asks Maude.
"You can get them at any drugstore," says Mabel.
The next day, Maude hobble herself into the local drugstore and tells the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at Maude kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter, Sonny," says Maude, "as long as it fits on a Camel."
And that's when the pharmacist fainted.
2006-10-05 01:55:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pfft.
2006-10-05 01:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell in the floor rolling in compete hysterics
2006-10-05 09:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a great Friday!
2006-10-06 13:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I know how to keep my Marlboro dry!
Still laughing!
2006-10-05 09:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaa tht one had me laugh everytime i saw an old lady and a guy smoking!LOL!
2006-10-05 09:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good I love it
2006-10-05 09:04:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2006-10-05 09:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
david in Jesus amazing grace-yes two ladies
2006-10-06 22:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. nice one.
2006-10-05 18:16:02 · answer #9 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-05 17:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by bettylou29691 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋