All categories - 30 September 2006

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

2006-09-30 06:55:10 · 29 answers · asked by nmehra18 2 in Singles & Dating

are there any male models out there??
please email me if there is coz i am really hot and trying to make my friend jealous.

just aslong as ur not too old for me.

2006-09-30 06:55:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Like the last response to this question

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I am sure if these people that say this get the joke then most others (especially non Christians) will also

2006-09-30 06:55:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

there is this movie with julia roberts, jude law, clive owen and natalie portman

the name starts with inta

what is it called?
is it good?

2006-09-30 06:55:01 · 7 answers · asked by me 3 in Movies

2006-09-30 06:55:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

is it good or bad that technology won't stop growing?

2006-09-30 06:54:58 · 7 answers · asked by Alexandra 3 in Other - Arts & Humanities

i need help making fried rice like you get at the chinesse restarunt... i have some withe rice and probally what ever else is needed but i have no idea what to put in it or how to cook it or anything... please help...

2006-09-30 06:54:49 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Cooking & Recipes

I have Eurail passes and want to take a cruise on the RHINE Koblenz to Rudesheim. On that day there is no boat to Mainz. Which is the best way to reach Frankfurt. Do I have to reserve in advance??

2006-09-30 06:54:41 · 3 answers · asked by dallymel 2 in Frankfurt

a brasin aneuryam caused by illegal drugs

2006-09-30 06:54:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

2006-09-30 06:54:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

Why try imposing somthing he thinks cannot be imposed.

2006-09-30 06:54:32 · 15 answers · asked by Ashley K 3 in Other - Politics & Government

I just got my iPod, but it seems my windows (xp) and itunes doesn't recognize it. What should I do?

2006-09-30 06:54:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

2006-09-30 06:54:21 · 11 answers · asked by Bouber 1 in Dogs

i am male and if i give myself an orgasm everyday, will i never have a wet-dream?

2006-09-30 06:54:21 · 12 answers · asked by abc0123459 1 in Men's Health

Or have you got only two parties, republican and democratic? Are there any other little parties? In Italy we have tons of parties...

2006-09-30 06:54:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2006-09-30 06:54:17 · 5 answers · asked by haloexodus 1 in Infectious Diseases

what is that song called at the ending of the movie Sleepover? and could you also tell me who it is by? thx

2006-09-30 06:54:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I just baught "Wicca a guid for the solitary practitioner" by Scott cunningham, what can a expect to learn from it? is it really as good as i have heard? did it help you? do you think it will help me?

2006-09-30 06:54:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-30 06:54:07 · 14 answers · asked by bwilliams66 1 in Other - Pets

* All of us believe that we are living a world governed by the jungles law!(called Spreading democracy).
* if IRAN has the neuclear power, the US will think more than twice before applying its expected hit.
* Thats why US tries all its effort to deny IRAN from it right to defend it self.
* US tries to police & dectate the world,only for its own benefit & selfishness.

2006-09-30 06:54:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I don't know who the owner is or where they are,it is very annoying,having a car horn go off repeatedly,evry five minutes,i am hoping this won't go on all night,any ideas welcome.

2006-09-30 06:54:03 · 7 answers · asked by Jimmer 2 in Car Audio

which is harder basketball or volleyball?and are you good at sports?

2006-09-30 06:54:03 · 8 answers · asked by star 1 in Polls & Surveys

whos gonna win da whole thing??? i like da gators cuase thats my team... any body have any other teams.... post here....

2006-09-30 06:53:59 · 9 answers · asked by .xX BrYaN Xx. 2 in Football (American)

2006-09-30 06:53:50 · 26 answers · asked by Lola 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 06:53:45 · 5 answers · asked by Pseudo Obscure 6 in Politics

2006-09-30 06:53:44 · 4 answers · asked by Hmmm... 3 in Television

I am just wondering... after using Listerine, is it ok to rinse my mouth out with water to get the flavor of the Listerine out of my mouth or does this defeat the purpose of using Listerine?

Thanks,

Liz

2006-09-30 06:53:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

and how do you ask him out

2006-09-30 06:53:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating