A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
2006-09-30 06:55:10 · 29 answers · asked by nmehra18 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
my friend found this on myspace isn't it funny
2006-09-30 06:55:36 · update #1
THTS SO FUNNY AND I NEEDED TO LAUGH THANKYOU AND IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND SHOWINGG MY BOYFRIEND
2006-09-30 07:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny but I've read this one in Y!A before.
2006-09-30 07:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny.can't help laughing.thanks for telling such a nice joke.
2006-09-30 07:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by glamdoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say to you Guys Know who you are dealing with. I enjoyed one.
2006-09-30 07:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sugar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best joke i had in years. For real.
2006-09-30 07:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that is really funny lol but it has been on yahoo before sorry
2006-09-30 06:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by texashotshot_56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't really expecting that ,but it was really cutie yet supremely embarrassing
2006-09-30 07:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by windy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-30 06:59:52 · answer #8 · answered by blondguy92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-30 06:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by porkchophaynes0206 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-30 06:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋