Here are just a few things I have learned over the years:
- If staying in a haunted house, women will investigate strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
- Make-up can safely be worn to bed without smudging.
- Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.
- You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
- If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.
- During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
- Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
- Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
- If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
2006-09-30
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