Here are just a few things I have learned over the years:
- If staying in a haunted house, women will investigate strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
- Make-up can safely be worn to bed without smudging.
- Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.
- You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
- If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.
- During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
- Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
- Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
- If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
2006-09-30 07:35:13 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
-If you punch someone in the face and its 1985 it goes "PISH!*
-You can squeal your tires on any surface..including dirt.
-Don't be affraid of anyone with a gun because, unless your wearing a ski mask, nobody will be able to hit you.
-Everyone in a black van is bad....except the A-team.
-If you have sex you either get killed, get caught by your spouse, find out it's a member of the same sex or your in a porno.
-If the crew splits up to find the killer and you find yourself in the group with the black guy....your dead.
-You can fall from any hieght and survive as long as you land in water...theres no rocks under there, only majical softness.
-If your the one with all the funny lines your the sidekick and your never getting laid.
2006-09-30 07:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I learned that pregnant women on t.v. always have their baby within minutes of experiencing their first contraction, they hardly ever get to the hospital in time, and their babies are born completely clean!
I also have learned that anytime their is going to be a wedding on a sitcom, the bride and groom will change their minds at the last moment as they're standing at the church in front of their family and friends, call the wedding off and then apologize to everyone.
2006-09-30 07:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by Naples_6 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hear, i understand. I see, I undergo in recommendations. I do, I understand. Confucius you would be unable to chop up out the different factors that are risk-free in discovering. television or seeing is one gadget. How might you sense if somebody you employed to construct you a clean homestead arrived and basically delivered a observed or a hammer. i think of it rather is extra superb to declare some toddlers study some issues by potential of watching television. a proficient educator will use each and every of the kit accessible to them not basically television: in simple terms as a proficient homestead builder will use each and every of the kit of his commerce. thrilling to placed up this interior the Martial Arts section?
2016-10-15 09:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by canevazzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and....
there are no BLACK horror movies ~ black folks just ain't INVESTIGATING ghosts!! You would have to check-out the noises yourself ....they are OUT OF THERE!
also...
you can be get raped by someone and then MARRY them on a soap-opera...ask Erica Kane on All My Children
lastly...
T,.V. celebrities are EXPERTS on medical treatments (i.e. I'm not a doctor, BUT I play one on T.V....duh)
oh, oh, oh, and....
It IS safer to trust the GEICO to buy insurance rather than a legitimate insurance salesperson!!!!!....(wait a minute!! that might, in fact, be safer...because what is a LEGITIMATE insurance salesperson? hmmmmm)
2006-09-30 07:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lot, specially from discovery channel
2006-09-30 07:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How to gain weight. Get off of the couch!
2006-09-30 07:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to many things to say like things about celebrities and people from watching E!
2006-09-30 07:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by lexi-dri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one thing I have learned fromTV: Not to watch It!
2006-09-30 08:43:41 · answer #8 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-I've learned that rap videos really do infulince kids& young adults to be caught up in there fake world.
2006-09-30 07:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by melly 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i learn that vodka makes good mouth wash, coca cola can clean up blood, heroin opium and morphine all come from poppies...you know, all the good stuff
2006-09-30 07:37:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋