A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a b..itch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bit....ch is seven...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitc...h is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "??????????."
Guess then!
2006-09-28 21:19:22 · 8 answers · asked by haddy1215 3 in Jokes & Riddles
What are the ways you can test if you love that person anymore?
2006-09-28 21:19:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
is porn a good thing or a bad thing?? I'm soo cunfused..some say It's an evil scheme but others say in order too learn you must study the art of sex..help me out
2006-09-28 21:19:20 · 21 answers · asked by Dante-rebillion 2 in Men's Health
We don't choose to born this world. We don't choose to born in which country. We don't choose to born in any sex. We don't choose to born in any religion. We don't choose to born in any race. We don't choose to die in this hell. Many of the things we don't choose, it was chosen by god. We can choose humanity. Then why? why?
2006-09-28 21:18:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy
2006-09-28 21:18:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
I think she's absolutley scrumptious, i have never seen a sexier lady, I want to join her fan club?
2006-09-28 21:17:50 · 9 answers · asked by Jabba_da_hut_07 4 in Television
mistakes that George W. Bush has made as President of the United States.
2006-09-28 21:17:48 · 13 answers · asked by Samuel Crow 3 in Government
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a ***** is eight. Three plus four, that son of a ***** is seven...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "??????????."
Guess then!
2006-09-28 21:17:40 · 3 answers · asked by haddy1215 3 in Jokes & Riddles
2006-09-28 21:17:39 · 7 answers · asked by acid44 1 in Words & Wordplay
2006-09-28 21:17:35 · 9 answers · asked by frack_cart 2 in Other - Society & Culture
I'm interested in genuine responses from learned Muslims.
No one-liners please!
2006-09-28 21:17:29 · 3 answers · asked by The Maulvi Who Sold His Maruti 3 in Religion & Spirituality
having some trouble with my girl...i need a girls perspective...i dont know what to do....dont wanna go into specifics on here, would be too long...preferably girl whos been cheated on in the past and gotten past it...ust message me if you have some time...really depressed
2006-09-28 21:17:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
2006-09-28 21:17:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets
2006-09-28 21:17:16 · 9 answers · asked by K.R 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan
What is your dispossisiton?
Are you scared, acceptant, freaking out?
What thoughts are going through your mind?
2006-09-28 21:17:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-28 21:16:56 · 32 answers · asked by cheryl locke 1 in Music
2006-09-28 21:16:33 · 1 answers · asked by gurpreet s 1 in Search Engine Optimization
Can this be a cause of problems in our future marriage. I am that shy introvert kinda guy who just does not like partying.... , she loves to dance the night away. I hate going to discs/parties...Two opposite characteristics but I love her to death. How to adjust with her ?? Any bright ideas ???
2006-09-28 21:16:24 · 16 answers · asked by Software_pro 2 in Singles & Dating
nappies are cool to wear i am 15
2006-09-28 21:15:59 · 11 answers · asked by STEPHEN T 1 in Other - General Health Care
2006-09-28 21:15:58 · 4 answers · asked by poc 2 in Physics
.....would you answer the telephone or would you tell them to put you down you do not like being squeezed in that way?
2006-09-28 21:15:56 · 7 answers · asked by Georgie 5 in Other - Entertainment
Are there daily buses from Bangalore? What are other places of interest to visit near Mantralaya? What is the bus fare?
2006-09-28 21:15:25 · 4 answers · asked by aspirant 1 in Bangalore
2006-09-28 21:15:08 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette
2006-09-28 21:14:57 · 13 answers · asked by u suck 1 in Singles & Dating
2006-09-28 21:14:28 · 24 answers · asked by jsd 1 in Singles & Dating
i m working with fc4 . while installing GDAL (with ./configure --with-hdf4=/usr/lib/hdf4.2r1)i got the error: HDF4 support not fount nor mfhfd support found.
i tried to install HDF4 and got the error undefined reference to sqrt, after adding -lm in MAkefile also same error occure ..
plz help to solve the problem.
thanx in advance
2006-09-28 21:14:17 · 1 answers · asked by aaliya z 1 in Software
plesae let me know
2006-09-28 21:14:16 · 6 answers · asked by Sharmeen A 1 in Singles & Dating
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