A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a b..itch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bit....ch is seven...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitc...h is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "??????????."
Guess then!
2006-09-28 21:19:22 · 8 answers · asked by haddy1215 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yahoo answers don't allow this word to show on the site, so i have to use bi..., you can try for yourself or it's just me?
2006-09-28 21:38:58 · update #1
Someone got it.
"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four"
2006-09-28 22:27:30 · update #2
no I said "sum of which is," while laughing hysterically.
2006-09-28 21:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by Maymie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She actually asked the children to think the numbers as parents, producing babies. So since the boy doing the homework did not like Math, he was swearing at the numbers.
2006-09-28 21:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's very funny ^_^
thanks for the laugh
2006-09-28 22:12:40 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happened, was there a fight? What a dumb **** of a teacher!!!
2006-09-28 21:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, i like the first answer.
2006-09-28 21:41:14 · answer #5 · answered by Grace 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
2006-09-28 21:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by uknownotlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that son of a b***h...
2006-09-28 21:21:45 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Sapphire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the punchline is?????????????
2006-09-28 21:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋