A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a ***** is eight. Three plus four, that son of a ***** is seven...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "??????????."
Guess then!
2006-09-28 21:17:40 · 3 answers · asked by haddy1215 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the sum of which is LOL
2006-09-28 21:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha the sum of which is, oldie but goodie nxt time either put a gap or replace one letter with a star mark to avoid all those words appearing as ****, u know what i mean - some thing like this bi*ch or bi tch (no offence intended) but remember this is against yahoo rules and somebody report then u will b in trouble,
2006-09-28 21:27:57 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will get your son if its the last thing i do!
2006-09-29 00:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by greendayrocksalex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋