Driving to work this morning, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Corvette, with her face up next to the rear viewmirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds, but when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her eye liner.
Well, let me tell you that it scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Kreme out of my other hand. Then in all the confusion, of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "FRANK "and "THE TWINS", ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!
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2006-09-25
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