Driving to work this morning, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Corvette, with her face up next to the rear viewmirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds, but when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her eye liner.
Well, let me tell you that it scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Kreme out of my other hand. Then in all the confusion, of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "FRANK "and "THE TWINS", ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!
What do you think?
2006-09-25 02:06:36 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i think that i am laughing my butt off!!!
i am a woman & i had an experience with a very crappy driver.....
i was in the drive through & the chick in the brand new Jeep in front of me all of the sudden puts her SUV in reverse and plows into me!!!! She hops out of her car and says "I didn't see you there!!!"
which is bullcrap...because i even honked my horn (i was holding down my horn) when i saw her back-up lights come on!!!! she was SEVERLY not paying attention!!!!
but i am confident that i am a good driver.....very good at applying makeup while on the freeway!
2006-09-25 02:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those women drivers will do it every time, but let me tell you, those men will always try to do "one" up on women. Sorry to hear about Frank and the twins. (smile)
2006-09-25 09:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You said nothing about brushing your teeth. I hope you got around to that after you shaved. I find that if you bring bottled water and an empty bottle you can just rinse and spit while doing just about anything in the car. ; )
I am rather partial to women drivers so I won't go there...being one myself and all!
2006-09-25 09:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
statistics shows that men have more accidents than women,we are more careful than you are,you try to show to others how good driver you are and drive fast not women,by the way that was good one :)
2006-09-25 09:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is so true.....I'm a very good driver my dad even told me once that i drive like a man
2006-09-25 09:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My point exactly....on an added note, do not do anything to upset her because she is PMS and packing a 9mm.
2006-09-25 09:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by Annie R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol crazy man
2006-09-25 09:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats an old one
2006-09-25 09:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by Jazz 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, heard it before.
2006-09-25 09:10:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one.....
2006-09-25 09:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by nick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋