All categories - 25 September 2006

2006-09-25 05:30:13 · 12 answers · asked by Iain 5 in Other - Society & Culture

three little boy's are running threw the woods and come accross a lake with a small waterfall. They see a beautiful woman bathing naked in the waterfall. One boy turns away and the other two looking with there tounge's hanging out. One of the boy's turn around to the one looking away and say' "why are you not looking, she's beautiful with a body to match" the boy responds with "my mom said if I looked at a naked woman, I would turn to stone and I felt something getting hard".


This 90 year old virgin went to see her OBGYN because she had some itching problems. The doctor comes in and asks her “what’s the problem” and she told him, “she was having some itching problems”, so he had her get undressed and on the table. He checks her out and then has her get dressed. The doctor asks her if she wants the good news first or last, she says “good news first”. The doctor says “you don’t have crabs”. She says “what’s the bad news?” and the doctor say’s “your cherry is rotten and you have fruit f

2006-09-25 05:30:12 · 16 answers · asked by YAHOO SUCKS ASS 3 in Singles & Dating

I think may be able to buy my first house if the housing market continues to tank. It was overinflated anyway. The bubble is popping.

2006-09-25 05:30:03 · 15 answers · asked by leedogg1981 3 in Renting & Real Estate

Why is YA still keeping my account operational since my points are now below zero?

2006-09-25 05:30:02 · 12 answers · asked by Rajan S 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-25 05:30:02 · 37 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

english project

2006-09-25 05:30:01 · 8 answers · asked by YesYesYes 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 05:29:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I need a website that shows me how to make classic risotto, I've tried cooking it once but it can be very tricky, so I need a step by step recipe

does anyone here know one?

thanks in advance!

2006-09-25 05:29:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

Can you honestly tell me what you see wrong with hispanics? and I'm not talking 'bout illegal immigrants.

2006-09-25 05:29:42 · 24 answers · asked by buddy1 4 in Community Service

Clinton would have made him cry like the sissy he is. LOL!!!

2006-09-25 05:29:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I'd like to loose the fat and stretched out skin on my stomach without surgery and within the next couple of months as I am going to England to see family that I haven't seen in five years. I got pregnant and had my son so thats where the weight came from.

2006-09-25 05:29:25 · 11 answers · asked by mommy_2_little_man 2 in Other - General Health Care

Alot of my friends like to smoke sometimes and I used to from time to time (though never alot). It's been at least 2 months since I was last around it or smoked it . . . do you think I'll be able to pass a drug test OK?

I'm up for a new job that I'd really like to get and I'm worried about screwing this up! I stopped smoking so I could get a good job ;)

2006-09-25 05:29:18 · 11 answers · asked by Mike D! 1 in Other - Health

i am 5 weeks pregnant and lately i have had a tight feeling in my stomach, its not hurting, its just uncomfortable. has anyone else experienced this or might know what it could be? I am going to the doctor but still anxious to know! thanks

2006-09-25 05:29:16 · 6 answers · asked by yahoocraze 3 in Pregnancy

Given f(x)=x^(1/2) where x is from 1/4 to 1

Find P(x)=ax+b using Taylor expansion at the midpoint of the interval.

2006-09-25 05:29:09 · 2 answers · asked by Rori S 1 in Mathematics

If a wood chuck could chuck wood,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2006-09-25 05:29:04 · 10 answers · asked by L 1 in Mythology & Folklore

When he was 14 he broke his ankle right? well what sport did he want to play professionally? was it soccer...football? what? ive seen soccer and football but i dont know which one

2006-09-25 05:28:59 · 4 answers · asked by Allison B 2 in Movies

It's been a while and I want to sharpern my mind by takng a class or two

2006-09-25 05:28:56 · 6 answers · asked by ipodjunkie 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-09-25 05:28:55 · 12 answers · asked by vijayta 1 in Friends

Hershlag
Hewson
Estevez
Bishop
Astassakis
Fowler
Johnson

2006-09-25 05:28:54 · 4 answers · asked by tasha123us 3 in Video & Online Games

i was in love with this one guy and about a month ago, he left me for another girl...now he says he never stopped loving me and that he wants me back...what do you think i should do? do you think i should take him back or not?

2006-09-25 05:28:40 · 24 answers · asked by dreamblackcrow 1 in Singles & Dating

I say 24 - 17 Atlanta.

2006-09-25 05:28:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2006-09-25 05:28:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chevrolet

What would you do???? Come on big guys or gals you talk the talk on how he sucks lets here what you would've done??? about the war on Terrorism??

2006-09-25 05:28:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

We are trying to save money for a house, we spend way to much money on food. What are some cheap dinner ideas?

2006-09-25 05:28:29 · 20 answers · asked by ? 4 in Cooking & Recipes

Anyone ever heard of it? Its like combining paint and stucco, and better alternative to just painting. But I need more information on application and were to purchase supplies. Thanks....

2006-09-25 05:28:29 · 1 answers · asked by jeff_barajas 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

My mom got me tickets to a show and I had to miss the season opener ... if there is anyone out there who taped it and would be willing to give it up or sell it or make me a copy ... whatever ...

2006-09-25 05:28:28 · 4 answers · asked by bignlil327@sbcglobal.net 2 in Television

One morning a little froggy named Kermit Jagger went to the bank to get a loan. He met with the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. After several minutes Mr. Paddywack told Kermit that to qualify for a loan he would need some collateral. Kermit thought for a moment and then handed Paddywack a small marble elephant he had taken from his pocket. Needless to say the loan officer had no idea what to do. He excused himself explaining that he would need to talk to the Bank Manager. Once in the Manger’s office Paddywack began explaining the situation and showed him the elephant. The Manager sighed and said, “It’s a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a Rolling Stone.”.

2006-09-25 05:28:23 · 10 answers · asked by reevesfarm 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-25 05:28:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Every year, Blackpool's famous Illuminations are switched on by a famous personality: in past years Wilfred Pickles, Stanley Matthews, George Formby, Gracie Fields, Ken Dodd, Tony Blackburn, Tom Baker, Les Dawson, Frank Bruno and even 3-time National winner Red Rum have been called upon to pull the famous switch. However, since BBC Radio Two got involved in 1997, a number of "non-entities" have been lined up, leaving us with the strange choice this year of...

DALE WINTON!

Why? They invited Peter Kay along as well: surely he would have been a far better choice.
Then again, Chris Evans did it last year, so they couldn't sink much lower.

2006-09-25 05:28:20 · 15 answers · asked by david4thelord 4 in Other - Entertainment