2006-09-25 05:28:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Chevrolet
FORD =
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2006-09-25 05:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by I know, I know!!!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
Found On Railroad Dead
Fools Only Read Directions
Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords
Failure Of Research & Development
2006-09-28 08:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Found On Road Dead
Fouled Over Rebuilt Dodge
2006-09-25 05:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FORD- Found On Road Dead, Forgotten On Race Day, Fix Or Repair Daily,
2006-09-25 05:32:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
2006-09-26 20:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by Aimee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Failure On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fat Old Rust bucket Dull
2006-09-25 08:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by chevyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F*cked On Race Day
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
2006-09-26 18:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by CS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flip
Over
Read
Directions
If you can't afford a ford ram it with a dodge.
The reason Chevy's are priced higer is there is actually something left of them after 100k miles....That and the fact they actually haul ***.....Mile after mile stroke after stroke, chevy's are made for people who like to haul ***.
2006-09-25 15:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by james_spader_jr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
remember the old commercial? it said " 95% of all fords registered since 1990 are still on the road." i saw a bumper sticker that said that, but below it it said, " the other 5% did make it home ok."
i laughed. :)
2006-09-25 08:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by mott the hoople 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chevrolet's greatest competition is not from Ford but from the quality vehicles from Japan. The products from General Motors are generally not reliable, poor quality, poor design, and on top of that, over-priced.
2006-09-25 13:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by farmboy in Tennessee 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋