One morning a little froggy named Kermit Jagger went to the bank to get a loan. He met with the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. After several minutes Mr. Paddywack told Kermit that to qualify for a loan he would need some collateral. Kermit thought for a moment and then handed Paddywack a small marble elephant he had taken from his pocket. Needless to say the loan officer had no idea what to do. He excused himself explaining that he would need to talk to the Bank Manager. Once in the Manger’s office Paddywack began explaining the situation and showed him the elephant. The Manager sighed and said, “It’s a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a Rolling Stone.”.
2006-09-25 05:28:23 · 10 answers · asked by reevesfarm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-27 01:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-25 13:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You left most of the joke out
2006-09-25 21:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2006-09-25 13:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, hee hee.
2006-09-25 12:32:44 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made me smile from ear to ear good one!
2006-09-25 15:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
but not really a question is it?
2006-09-25 12:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by aka DarthDad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one
2006-09-25 12:39:48 · answer #8 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2006-09-25 13:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. Thanks!
2006-09-25 12:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋