3 little boy's/90 year old virgin....?

Question

three little boy's are running threw the woods and come accross a lake with a small waterfall. They see a beautiful woman bathing naked in the waterfall. One boy turns away and the other two looking with there tounge's hanging out. One of the boy's turn around to the one looking away and say' "why are you not looking, she's beautiful with a body to match" the boy responds with "my mom said if I looked at a naked woman, I would turn to stone and I felt something getting hard".


This 90 year old virgin went to see her OBGYN because she had some itching problems. The doctor comes in and asks her “what’s the problem” and she told him, “she was having some itching problems”, so he had her get undressed and on the table. He checks her out and then has her get dressed. The doctor asks her if she wants the good news first or last, she says “good news first”. The doctor says “you don’t have crabs”. She says “what’s the bad news?” and the doctor say’s “your cherry is rotten and you have fruit f

Answer 1

uve posted better

Answer 2

1 for 2.....

Answer 3

Another challenging question.

Answer 4

First one was kinda funny.. the second one... meh.. not so much

Answer 5

smart boy

and... oversmart lady

Answer 6

first one: kinda funny
last one: kinda gross.....

where do u get this stuff?

Answer 7

you need to be in the "riddles" category

Answer 8

WOW that was bad!

Answer 9

HA...HA...HA....:))

Answer 10

hehehehehe