an Amish boy and his father were in a mall. they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. the boy asked his father, what is this, father?'
the father responded, 'son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.' while the boy and his father were watching wide eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving wall and pressed a button. the walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room
the walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights and numbers above the walls light up. they continued to watch as the circles began to light up in the reverse direction. the walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out, smiling seductively. the father turned to his son and said, 'quick...go get your mother.'
2006-09-23
12:32:42
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