2006-09-23 12:32:54 · 26 answers · asked by bbcranks 4 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Perhaps you are treating her like a dog...woof...
2006-09-23 13:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by lovelostboys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man! I am like TOTALLY sorry for not telling you earlier. I mean, I should have warned you before marrying my ex-wife, Cujo. She barks allot when she's hungry.
Just one word of warning - if at the dinner table she starts growling - you're too close to her food.
She's human alright - but I think maybe she was an experimental genetic hybrid developed in an underground lab or something.
2006-09-23 13:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is called Tourette's syndrom. People with this illness have uncontrollable and inappropriate actions like cursing or barking. It is a very serious illness, and she needs to be checked by a doctor. There is no cure for it, but it can be controlled with medication.
2006-09-23 12:42:45 · answer #3 · answered by professortvz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your wife, as in spouse. Gee, umm there could be two sides to this.
IF ITS A PET:
If its troublesome, buy it a clicker or an electric collar, or give it a little tap on the rump, or bang some pots or pans.
IF ITS A SPOUSE:
Shes joking! Unless she really means it, consult a doctor.
2006-09-23 12:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be tourettes. Better get her checked out by a psychiatrist. In the meantime, take her hunting, and set her on the trail to find some deer. She will like that.
2006-09-23 12:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by Trip S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Wives, But My G/F Does The Same Thing When Garry Locks Me Down...ROFLMAO(And Squishing Fleas)
2006-09-23 12:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He regularly saw or heard whatever strange to him. A shadow, his reflection in the dark, possibly anybody set of a firework. My canine goes intellectual if he catches sight of himself within the reflection in the window at night- he also gets upset on the cat alarms outside- maybe it was anything like that? Not each human can hear them.
2016-08-09 15:01:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm Stupidity? haha. Or she thinks its cute. lol. Or maybe its her signal that she wants a blood hound.
2006-09-23 12:40:39 · answer #8 · answered by patricia c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow and I thought my wife was the only one that did that!
2006-09-23 12:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's probably going to bite you next, and you know where. Of course, I'm sure you deserve nothing less.
2006-09-23 12:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by HDB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tourette's syndrome?
2006-09-23 16:25:32 · answer #11 · answered by **KELLEY** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋