All categories - 16 September 2006

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room.

The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!"

"Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."

2006-09-16 03:02:42 · 9 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

My pick is Ben Affleck.

2006-09-16 03:02:39 · 18 answers · asked by Villain 6 in Movies

Some say that the world is totally corrupt and not capable of being fixed, so there is no point in occupying oneself with social justice endeavors. For instance, there are people who think it is a waste of time to try and alleviate the suffering of people in the Sudan or in certain developing countries. Nothing we do will lastingly help, these folks say. Are they correct? What ya think?

2006-09-16 03:02:28 · 19 answers · asked by sokrates 4 in Philosophy

It's a nice, boat shaped mahogany hardwood (not veneer) table. My office is moving and is purchasing new furniture, so I think I can get a good deal on this. It has two base panels (legs) on each end. Would this work in a large dining space?

2006-09-16 03:02:14 · 14 answers · asked by Kathryn S 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

2006-09-16 03:02:13 · 7 answers · asked by biggun 1 in Other - General Health Care

along with Oppositional Defiant, and Histrionic Disorder. He also says I have a grandiose sense of self-worth and live a parasitic lifestyle . What are my career options?

(non-serious answers strongly recommended)

2006-09-16 03:02:13 · 11 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Psychology

i have the Greatest dvd but i think that there are some other videos

2006-09-16 03:02:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-16 03:02:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

other countries should be given that honor too. Aren't they?

2006-09-16 03:01:59 · 4 answers · asked by zamri m 1 in Other - Politics & Government

the other day my b/f text me over 50 times, so i know he definatly like me because otherwise he wouldnt have bothered in the first place. However that night i told him i loved him... he just said 'erm ok' so i dont think he loves me back. we have been going out 6 months. I think that we have broken up. i still think though deep down that he does want to be with me, what changes in a few days? he just said he'd been thinking about things (meaning me and him). i want to say something that will make him believe me how serious i am. i dont want to let this one go. we have a great time when were together. i really do love him.

2006-09-16 03:01:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-16 03:01:35 · 17 answers · asked by suzanna_banana 3 in Mythology & Folklore

2006-09-16 03:01:30 · 8 answers · asked by goring 6 in Physics

from islam i converted to atheism. i dont believe in any god. (but i respect only jesus, buddha for their teachings on compassion, and perfect and clean lifestyles)
i have a question for people. how can you say that abraham, moses, noah , lot, and muhommed were people of god when they did so many ungodly deeds?

2006-09-16 03:01:29 · 30 answers · asked by ahmed 1 in Religion & Spirituality

It's Saturday morning, I know you're hungry. How do you want your eggs?

2006-09-16 03:01:29 · 42 answers · asked by mightymite1957 7 in Polls & Surveys

The song goes:
Lay your armor down
Lay your armor down

2006-09-16 03:01:28 · 8 answers · asked by .......yes 4 in Music

my account is richard22_msn@yahoo.com

2006-09-16 03:01:20 · 3 answers · asked by Richard 1 in Music

2006-09-16 03:00:43 · 21 answers · asked by mathewthere 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm getting bored, dint get anythng else to ask!!!

Good day!! ^_^

2006-09-16 03:00:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 03:00:32 · 22 answers · asked by sanat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

No jokes or revenge, i need to know the truth.Who is smarter?Men or women?

2006-09-16 03:00:29 · 11 answers · asked by julia _bride 2 in Mental Health

i do better after a good sleep.

2006-09-16 03:00:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

How r u going to celebrate Mabon (autumn equinox)... and are you celbrating it alone ( solitary ) or with a group ( covenant)....???

2006-09-16 03:00:25 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Mythology & Folklore

Ok, so i went on my date to this school thing and it went so wrong!!!!!! (crying)......why?....... Ok, this is what happend... it was 6th, 7th, and 8 graders attending. So i went with a friend their and i saw my date!!! His name is Matthew and he is so much perfact then i am! He's im my homeroom and by my locker and im my science class!!! The place where everyone went was a community thing . It had two sides..... on one side it had basket ball and on the other it had.... dancing with a dj and stuff! omg it went so wrong! I meet up with him and my friends... then we where supposed to dance but i couldn't!! Why didn't i dance!? I was so worried my face got as red as a cherry! I kept on going to the bathroom to see if it gotten better! (yeah right) So we went upstairs and got a pop and then went downstaris and i kept on trying to get away from him! It was crazy! We didn't have anything to talk about and i thought by then he would HATE me! Untill we got to talk and got to know each other.

2006-09-16 03:00:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

about another Napolean Dynamite?

2006-09-16 03:00:18 · 8 answers · asked by EarthBendz 1 in Movies

2006-09-16 03:00:12 · 11 answers · asked by NEOTEH 4 in Movies

2006-09-16 03:00:06 · 24 answers · asked by Just enquiring/ inquiring 4 in Religion & Spirituality

she is the top richest femail

2006-09-16 02:59:57 · 9 answers · asked by its m 1 in Los Angeles

I am considering an external hard drive but what is the transfer rate via the USB. I have about 50 g of photos alone

2006-09-16 02:59:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

i have dark brown hair green eyes and i am tan wut would be best kinda makeup?

2006-09-16 02:59:35 · 10 answers · asked by white panther 2 in Makeup