All categories - 16 September 2006

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

2006-09-16 02:59:05 · 11 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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what are the three unsolved mysteries of the world ?

2006-09-16 02:59:02 · 10 answers · asked by tsrani_016 1 in Homework Help

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is kevin sulaven wrestling still?

2006-09-16 02:59:01 · 8 answers · asked by Dave L 1 in Wrestling

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hI...I aM nEw hErE !!!?

2006-09-16 02:58:58 · 19 answers · asked by shee 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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What color do u think South African men are?

2006-09-16 02:58:49 · 4 answers · asked by merry meet 2 in Mathematics

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What's The best way to showsomeonewho's been hurt in pastrelationships that they can trust you.?

I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT FOR THE MOST PART IS GOOD AND WHOLESOME,BUT BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN HURT BAD IN THE PAST SHE FINDS IT HARD TO TRUST ME. WHAT CAN I DO?

2006-09-16 02:58:46 · 12 answers · asked by REDDVELVET 1 in Singles & Dating

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Since ALL religions are FAKE, who do people get UPSET when others INSULT their religion?

2006-09-16 02:58:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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Is it possible to have pregnancy symptoms before you test positive?

I had my period on September 1st, and this week I have started to feel waves of nausea all day long. I think it might be morning sickness. Is it possible to be feeling this right now? And I can't take a test yet

2006-09-16 02:58:19 · 15 answers · asked by Daycia 3 in Trying to Conceive

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If i feel very boring , is it wrong to invite someone for a chat, coz i am feeling very bored now?

2006-09-16 02:57:59 · 3 answers · asked by PRASEN_P 2 in Singles & Dating

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i have a homework question...?

i'm in the 9th grade, and i have a law class to take as an elective. and i don't understand this question/scenario. here it goes.....

Sam Smith runs a stop sign and hits Jack Foster's motorcycle. The fair market value of the motorcycle was $5000 before the accident; it is $1,500 after. Foster sues Smith.

how much money may Foster recover as damages?

(no rude answers please)

2006-09-16 02:57:58 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Brittany♥ 6 in Homework Help

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I'd like to book a good comedian for half an hour in the birmingham area don't know where to look?

2006-09-16 02:57:58 · 8 answers · asked by tomstevl 1 in Comics & Animation

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Would you risk it...?

My best mate is a guy. Today I found out that he has been in love with me for the entire time i have known him....upwards of ten years. Should i risk our friendship, by taking up a relationship with him, knowing there is a very high likelyhood of my ruining it and hurting him, or should i do nothing, and let our friendship continue the way it has, knowing that it hurts him?
I do have some feelings for him. I feel guilty when i go out with others, jealous when he does, but i am very aware of what i would be risking. Should I or shouldn't I?

2006-09-16 02:57:48 · 12 answers · asked by talz_talz 3 in Friends

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does anyone know where i can find a tape on steve irwin death?

2006-09-16 02:57:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

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I've figured it out, the Pope is not mad, crazy or insane, so is he just becoming a SENILE OLD man?

2006-09-16 02:57:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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The pope singing the lumberjack song from Monty Python?

Who else would like to see that?

2006-09-16 02:57:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does Jesus want you for a sunbeam?

♥

2006-09-16 02:57:09 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Can someone please tell me what it really means to be in love? How do you really know?

Do couples who have been together for years still get butterflies and feel that passion that they once had? Is it wrong to want that romance and passion for the rest of your life?

2006-09-16 02:57:06 · 17 answers · asked by tenesha g 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

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list of 50 most famous actors all over the world ?

2006-09-16 02:57:00 · 6 answers · asked by se f 1 in Movies

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Mormans say the archangel michael is jesus?

It says that michael threw Lucifer out of heaven during the great war, and if Jesus was Michael....why did he say in Luke 10:18 And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven...sounds like more false teaching

2006-09-16 02:56:59 · 14 answers · asked by holyghost130 3 in Religion & Spirituality

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i need some romantic story...???? not the name of it... please????

it can be from yourself or media...

2006-09-16 02:56:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

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Are you ready to turn this place on its ear?

2006-09-16 02:56:43 · 11 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What America will do to Iraq after the country collapsed?

2006-09-16 02:56:41 · 8 answers · asked by zamri m 1 in Other - Politics & Government